Ubume kunye nemvo fun: kusindiswa evela blues zasebusika

Ubume kunye nemvo mnandi Akufane kwenzeke ukuba avele ukufunza iindaba abasebenzisi yenethiwekhi yoluntu. Oku kucaciswa ezininzi - lobunzima kweli lizwe, eli greyness ngaphandle, ukubanda njalo njalo. Vumela be yokhetho ilandelayo iza kuba ubuncinane kancinane, kodwa nabasindileyo iimeko ezicinezelayo.

Ubume ngemvo fun

• "Yehlisa -. Akuyi kuba yinto eyoyikekayo ukuphosa uye kuphumla It."
• "Xa zonke iindlela Kwathi uviwo swi nga pfuna, buza uthuthu kuphela."
• "Ndidiniwe ngoko ndifuna into enye kuphela:. Ukuhamba Matroskin e Buttermilk"
• "Ngaba umthanda izilwanyana -. Nothando avuke kwi-4 kusasa"
• "Kwakukho ixesha xa kudlalwa intenetya, ibhola, ihoki kunye bahamba bayakuloba intlanzi. Kodwa ke unyana kuye uwaphule computer."
• "Kukho intsomi ukuba ukulala kwangethuba."
• "Xa lazy kakhulu ukucacisa into, mna nje ndisithi andazi."
• "Siye sizibekele usukelo ngqiqweni. Musa hit? Kulungile, kulungile, ngenxa yokuba ngqiqweni."
• "Impendulo" Mna "ivula yonke iminyango."

Be fun ngemvo pro-ubomi

• "Lo mkhwa ukusuka ebuntwaneni, xa indlu icinyiwe ukukhanya, into yokuqala ufuna ukukhangela le window kwaye uqiniseke ukuba akukho nje kuwe."
• "Xa ndithi ukuba ukutshaya kuyingozi, ndithi ukuba ukuze siphile, kananjalo. Ukusuka apho, akukho namnye owakha iphile umva."
• "Ukuba ucinga ubomi njengencwadi, ngoko umntu uya kuza romance, umntu - ingqokelela yemibongo kwaye kuphela -. Ezi nezihlekisayo."
• "Breaking iingcinga! Qala ubomi entsha ngoLwesihlanu!"
• "Ngokutsho manani, abo bahlala kufutshane esikolweni, beze wokugqibela."
• "Wena umntwana, kananjalo, zange baqonde indlela yedragonfly intsomi yakwazi baluphosa ihlobo, sihleka? Andiwenzi funny njalo ..."
• "Childhood ayipheli nje ubeke phezu ujingi."
• "Amazwi ezininzi enkwantyisayo ebomini bam - ukuba ngumbandela umama:" Yintoni entsha esikolweni va "?

Ubume kunye nemvo emnandi, ungathumela umntu omthandayo ukuba inxalenye kwakungcono yimincili kancinane.

be funny ngothando

be funny lukhulu malunga uthando ivuyisane abo ngokuphathelele le nto xesha ezimnandi kakhulu. Yaye, uphefumlele kubudlelwane imvakalelo entsha ngokusebenzisa amazwi funny.

• "Njani ungamnceda umntu othetha uthando lwakhe ukuba ngokwenene ungamthandiyo na?"
• "Kubhetele ukuba nomona Musa ukuba nomona. - oko kuthetha ukuba ukwazi yonke into."
• "Kutheni ukuchitha ixesha ukuphikisana nabantu obathandayo, ukuba ndiya kukhala nje?"
• "Uthando ayiyekeki, ezifana nembewu."
• "Iintsomi abadli aqala la magama athi" ubukumkani ethile, "yaye" saba ngabahlobo nje. "
• "Ubomi inkampani ukuba guys xa ebuza ukuba uphawula utshintsho imbonakalo yakhe, kufuneka uphendule:" Sthandwa sam, wena obhityileyo kangaka "!
• "Ndaqalisa ukubona imovie lusizi kwaye adanduluke, ukucinga ngawe, kodwa umama wam itshokolethi. Ndicela uxolo, hayi ukuya nawe ngoku."
• "Kukho adventure ekhethekileyo amadoda -. Ukuthelekelela impendulo yombuzo oko afuna ukuba isidlo"
• "Ekuqaleni le ndoda yamsongela ukuba wayeza kushiya, kwaye ke akucaci kuye, iitapile ityuwa ngaphambi okanye emva kokuba nokulungela apho, ngokubanzi, kumele ukuba banxibe?!"

Ubume kunye nemvo kumnandi ngamanye amaxesha unyango ilungileyo ukudangala ngamaxesha athile onyaka kunye ndiphelelwe lithemba. Asikhumbuza ukuba ubomi uyakuthanda bencumile eholweni yaye sinethemba. Laugh iingxaki ze naphezu!