Isipho wedding Comic: isithethe funny yemikhosi

Ngoku, phantse zonke igajethi ihamba kunye yesikhokelo. Kufuneka unike isiqinisekiso esinjalo umyeni okanye umtshakazi. Iya kuba iinkcukacha kwento ngokusetyenziswa isiqinisekiso indoda umfazi okanye. Loo joke isipho ukuze umtshato nowokuchwayita mkhosi ndibazalisa ngokunxila bonke isigxina iimvakalelo ezintle. Ukongeza, ukuba mnandi kakhulu kwaye kuya kuba mvume lokuqhuba kwi ukuqhuba buyo, kwakunye neembasa kunye zemibhalo ithengiswa ezivenkileni ezobuchwepheshe isipho.

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Ukuba lweli oko izipho kufuneka ibe yinto enobukhazikhazi funny, kodwa esebenzayo nje kuphela, nabo mnandi ukuphumeza kuzo iJava kunye uthumele. Ngoko ke, esi sipho ahlekisayo ukuba umtshato, bobabini lusongelweyo amanqaku yebhanki kwesibane lwehlelo enkulu kunye nesepha, zinganikezelwa njengophawu nothando kwaye ecikizekileyo umtshakazi nomyeni.

Ukongeza, unako ukunika ezi zinto uya kuwela njengenye yeekhomponenti wentsapho. Ngokomzekelo, omnye umenzi ikofu kunye iperi slippers ukuziqala iya kuba Ukongeza ezilungileyo kweli siko, njengoko ikofu kusasa ebhedini. Ke ukuba eqhelekileyo ikharakhtha njenge ikhadi iwaranti ukwenza umtshayelo, ngoko isipho ahlekisayo ukuba umtshato uza kubonelela ucoceko oselula ukuze endlwini naphantsi kwazo naziphi na iimeko.

umkhaya uxabana, kakhulu, unako kunikwa iimpawu eziyimfuneko. Umzekelo, inkonzo okanye ngokungagungqiyo wamanqindi iiglavu ukunceda abatsha "ke off umphunga" yaye hayi kakubi nayiphi na imali yentsapho, okanye ezinye, okanye umtshato nganye.

Ukuba ngaba wenze isigqibo opt imali, ngoko zizingenise ukuba zezentsusa kakhulu. Umzekelo, uyakwazi uqhoboshele amanqaku ezininzi kwidayari ebizwa "The Book of Iminqwenelo", apho ngasinye kubhaliwe kwathiwa, yintoni, Ngokoluvo lwakho, kungekudala uza kuba ukutshata: imoto, indawo yokuhlala, mntwana, Cottage, ukuhamba. Okanye wazifaka ingxowa, kwaye niyifundise ngokuba "ingxowa imali". Kwakhona, omnye ube umthi imali, nto leyo eya iqhotyoshelwe oyilwayo yesebe nganye.

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Enoba izipho ahlekisayo, Sithi halala kwi emtshatweni kwenza yoqobo kunye engaqhelekanga ingqondo. Umzekelo, oku kuya babedla iindwendwe yandlalwe umtshakazi abancinane isikhonkwane lothuli esithi "kumkhawulela umyeni wakhe kunye ngothando nenyameko" kunye silibambe, ezenziwe umboniso amaphepha ngaphandle zakho iimpahla zakhe zokutyhomfa, okanye ebaqononondisa thaca kwi kwesibambi umyeni - uphawu ukuba kuya kuba ebomini usapho buyo.

Ngoko ke, isipho original ahlekisayo ukuba umtshato - ukuba, umzekelo, elinesithandathu wayedla yetyuwa. Ngokutsho imilinganiselo endala Russian, esi sixa kulingana Pudu, leyo, Ngokwelizwi ethandwayo, kufuneka edliwayo abantu sazana.

Kakade ke, iziqhulo, kakhulu, akwenziwanga kwaba irhoxisiwe. Umzekelo, ukuba ushiye ixesha elininzi ngaphambi komtshato, ungenza ukhuphiswano enjalo. Ibattery i khaphetshu ifolokhwe ezimbini, emva kubabuyisa nilubophe eVancouver. Kumtshato wabanika umtshakazi nomyeni kunye nemeko - ngubani kuqala abambane intloko yakhe aze afumane alimele apho, le Iqonga liya kuba ebengowamazibulo. Emva nokuba omnye wabalingane ayithethi nto, kufuneka ukuba nibambane ngokuqhula kubo: "Ezi bakhulu, nabo bonke bacinga ukuba abantwana kule khaphetshu."

Ekugqibeleni, nantoni na isipho, intshumayelo ehlekisayo izipho kumtshato iza kunceda ukuba bavuselele lo mbhiyozo, amnike ngeenxa entsha luwuphendule umkhosi original bawabone ngokwenene.