Iimonoloji ezihlaziyileyo zamabhinqa - izicatshulwa ezilungiselelwe

Ngokuphindaphindiweyo, ukusuka kwiimifanekiso ezihlaziyiweyo kunye neeskrini zeTV ezithandabuzayo zezilwanyana ezihlaziyiweyo zabasetyhini namhlanje. Ukuphumelela kwangempela kwesi sikhokelo kwenziwe ngotshintsho lwe-Comedy Woomen. Ewe, kunye namaqela amabhinqa e-KVN avelise iindwendwe ezininzi ezihlaziyileyo kwiimfazwe ehlabathini.

Inkohlakalo kaMary: ngekrele lakhe kunye nabamelwane bakhe!

Iingqungquthela zentlonelo yabasetyhini zidla ngokubhekiselele kwimingcipheko yesondo elifanelekileyo. Oko kukuthi, abafazi babonakala behleka. Kwaye oku kukugqwesileyo, okukhangeleka kakhulu kwimizi ngemizimba yabasetyhini. Ukhululiwe, angabi neentloni ukuba avele ehlaziyileyo kunye nabadlali bezenzo zokungcebeleka bavumela ukuba babone ukusuka kwicala elingenalo.

Nantsi inguqulelo yeklasi: indoda ephosakeleyo isabelo sayo nesithandwa sayo kwifowuni.

- Uqikelele, uthi kum: "Awunanto yokuzilibazisa!" Kungenxa yam - kwaye akukho! Ewe, ndinokuvula iingcango zam nezenzo zokuzonwabisa ngaphandle kokunceda ngezandla! Yaye ukuba ndifuna, ndikwazi ukuphatha ibhotile ye shampusik kunye neziqwenga ezimbalwa zomtshato. Ewe, i-citrus kunye nabo-vumela "i-pomelo" ibe nguwe, Wena, Anck, Wena unqabile kum? Andiyiqondi ... Ngaba wena okanye yena?

Ukulwa, ukufuna, ukufumana, musa ukuhamba!

Uluhlu olupheleleyo lwemisebenzi engummangaliso luzinikele kwingxaki yokufumana isiqingatha sesibini. Ngokumalunga nobuchule bokuthi abanye abantu bazama ukuyicombulula le ngxaki, izigidimi ezihlekisayo malunga nabasetyhini, oko kwenza ukuba abaphulaphuli bathuze.

Ngokugqithiseleyo kumatshini amancinane, impawu yabantu abaninzi ilandelwa: zimelela ngokwahlukileyo kwizinto abanye abazibonayo.

I-"chip" yesibini ibonakaliso kubameli beqendu elinqabileyo, elungeleleneyo kwisigidimi esinobuhle. Malunga namadoda, oomama banokuthetha ngonaphakade! Bathanda nje ukukhumbula izibophelelo zabo zangaphambili, ukwabelana ngamava, indlela 'yokuqhayisa' amadoda abo, bafundise. Ukukhangela isiqingatha sesibini kuzinikezelwa kwiingqungquthela ezihlaziyileyo zabasetyhini, iibhalo ezichazwe ngezantsi.

Ukuvakaliswa kwiphephandaba malunga nomntu owaziwayo "Ikati kwiisokisi"

Ngandlela-thile ugogo wafika kuthi yedwa. Ewe, idayande likaThixo linye igama. Wakhupha ifomu elingenanto yokukhangisa kwamahhala kwindawo ethile emathunzini eengubo zakhe kwaye wayibeka etafileni.

Ndathabatha isiqephu samaphepha ezandleni zam, ndafunda. Yaye simangalise! Ubungqina obuvela kwi-granny, kufuneka kuphawulwe, kodwa yintoni ... engapheliyo! Ibinzana lokuqala landizisela ukuba ndihlwithwe. Mamela kule nto: "Ikati yam! I-kitty and affection care is waiting in your apartment cool, kwilala edibeneyo ... Khawuleza, mhlawumbi indawo yakho iya kuthathwa enye! "

Kwaye nangona sinemiyalelo yokuba singayi kubathengi ngeengcamango zabo kunye namacebiso, andinakukunceda ukubuza: "Babulechka, kutheni ufuna le" ikati "? Uhlala ngokuthula endaweni yakho epholileyo - kwaye konke okulungileyo. Kwaye kuya kubakho uhlobo oluthile lwe-snitch, umsi, iisokisi ezijikeleze ukuphosa ... "I-bullechka kum impendulo:" Ntombi, wazibona phi iikati kwiisokisi zazo, eh? "

Umntakwenu wayekhangela ikati kwikati yakhe, kwaye ndandingazi ukuba yintoni.

I-monologue ehlekisayo yowesifazane malunga namadoda "I-sexy sexy ikhangele ihafu"

Le ngcaciso ingaba ukuqhubeka kwesigxina sokuqala, kuba isenzo siphepha kwiphepha elifanayo apho iintengiso zamukelwa khona. Kodwa ngeli xesha ibhinqa lezakhiwo ezintle kakhulu lifikile kwiingubo ezifutshane ze-lilac, isitya esiluhlaza kunye nekhanda le-orange. Kwisibhengezo kwathiwa ngumntu obulalayo onobukrakra ufuna umphefumlo wakhe. Ewe, ndazinama amazinyo kwaye ndathula: injenge-sexy kangaka, wonke umntu unokuqonda kwakhe eli gama.

I-monologue malunga nomfazi wokuqala kunye neklabishi yokudibanisa

Yaye le nkosikazi yahlala phantsi kwisihlalo seenqwelwana kwaye yagqiba ekubeni isabelo kunye neendoda zakhe zangaphambili.

- Umyeni wam wokuqala, ngokwenene, ngumntu olungileyo. Ndandisindiswa nje ekutya. Nantoni na endiyilungisile-ngokuthelekiswayo nomxube wam umama. "Iinkukhu musa ukucumba!" Kutheni na? Le yinto efana ne-zucchini, kuphela engavuthiyo. Kutheni ungafaki? "Kusuka kumjelo weklabishi akapheki!" Eyinqabileyo ... Kusuka kupheka utamatisi, ukusuka kumpheki wokupheka, nakwiklabishi - cha?

Ndiyindoda ngokwemvelo ngefantasy. Kwaye andithandi ukuhamba ngeendlela ezibethekileyo. Ngokuqhelekileyo, asivumelani nabalinganiswa bam bokuqala.

Ibali lomyeni wesibini kunye nesitulo esingaphantsi kombhede

Indoda enomdla-obulalayo-iyaqhubeka ihlaziye. Amadoda nabasetyhini bashintsha indawo njengokuba ebaleni lakhe. Oku kwongeza kwingqungquthela kwintetho: baqhelekile kwinto yokuba isondo esiqinileyo esivumelekile ukuba ngamanye abuyele ekhaya ekuseni "phantsi komqhubi," kwaye umlingane onomdla uyamhlazisa ekuseni ngenxa yokuziphatha kwakhe okungafanelekanga. I-stereotype iphukile. Apha, esi sibini sididekile indima.

- Umyeni wam wesibini wayengumJamani. Wandichukumisa nje ngexesha lakhe! "Gxeka ekhaya ebusuku, ungabuyi kwakhona!". Ewe, luhlobo luni lento? Yaye ke ndingaphi na ukuba ndihambe ebusuku? Emsebenzini - kusenokwenzeka, kunye nabahlobo - kuphelile kakhulu ... kwaye ngokukhawuleza ukuba ndivuke, i-brainwave iqalisa kwisangqa sesibini: ungagubisi umlotha kwisitya seshukela, ungakhangeli i-suit phantsi kwebhedi. Kwaye ndiphi na enye into endiyifunayo, ukuba ndiyibeke apho kwaye ndixhomeke ... oko kukuthi, ndiyibeke. Ewe, mfutshane, yena ngokwakhe wawela kuwo! Ukuzala, ngokufutshane, ngegama. Kwaye oku akuzange sihlangane nabalinganiswa.

I-monologue malunga nomfazi wesithathu kwaye ilahlekelwe iisokisi

Umyeni wam wesithathu wayengowesi-Estonia. Kuye sinesikhubekiso samasokisi. Ewe, ewe, izinto ezilula njengeesokisi eziqhelekileyo zingabangela umtshato! "Ndifudumala kwi-Tal-price-scovo-ukuhleka, zonke izibini zihlanganiswe kwisiqu esincinane ngepayipi. I-Pa-achimu ani ilahlekelwe ngumlilo? "Kwaye ndiyazi njani ukuba kutheni iisokisi zihlala zilahlekile? Ndibe sele ndiba njengaleyo, inqwaba ephothiweyo, kumatshini wokuhlamba ukuze ndidubule. Kwakhona, akunakuvuyisa! Andizange ndiyithande intanda yam, ukuba i sweta yatshintsha umbala wayo. Kwakukho ingqumbo, engathandekiyo. Kwaye waba ngumbala omangalisayo! Enyanisweni, kwavela inhlanganisela yonke, kunokwenzeka ukuba uthe, umbala we-iridescent. Umyili ufumene, ngendlela ... Kodwa-indoda yam ayizange iyayixabise i-flight my imagination. Abavumelani nabalinganiswa. Ngoku, ngoku ithemba lokugqibela kuwe.

Kwaye i "sexy sexy" yayilungisa inqabana yakhe ye-orange, iphosa ngokukhawuleza ehlombe kwengubo ye-lilac.