Skits funny kwinkampani: iziqhulo, miniatures kunye iintsomi

Yinto enkulu xa wadlala emthendelekweni imifanekiso funny. Kuba inkampani, tipsy kancinane nokuzikhulula, kuya kuba umdla ukuba athathe inxaxheba ontsebenzo uchaze ahlekisayo. Akukho mfuneko yokuba ndilungisele indawo in advance, nokuba isekwe kwi improvisation. A skits funny ukuba inkampani ukukhetha ezona yonke imisebenzi ezaziwayo alungise ibali labo.

bhalo Raffle - abantu posmeshili ukunyaniseka!

Sinokuba ukunikeza ukhuphiswano onjalo: amaqela amathathu umntu ukudlala imifanekiso funny anecdotal. Kuba nesikhungu sezizwe ezingaqhelekanga, nkqu umsebenzi onjalo inzima kakhulu, kodwa ikuvumela ukuba ukuhlangana kamsinya, ndenze abahlobo. Ngenxa yokuba sonke siyazi ukuba akukho nto olumanyanisa, njengoko ishishini elidityanelweyo, zokudala ngakumbi. Lo msebenzi sele ezinamaphepha ezineenkcukacha Imeko skits hilarious, iziqhulo, kodwa ingenziwa tentatively. Umzekelo, "Imeko-bhalo malunga umama-yaye wasisebenzisa zyate embi" okanye "abaqalise bhalo malunga Chapaeva Petka elumkileyo ukungabi". ngayo aze asebenzise imifanekiso funny kunye isiphakamiso kubabetha phambi kweendwendwe.

Ukulungiselela ukhuphiswano miniatures funny

kufuneka sithathe ziipropu eziyimfuneko yokudlala ministsenok. Kusenokuba nezikhafu neminqwazi, iintlobo iindondo (lixhegwazana kunye ibhanti kunye ilanga superfashionable), eguye bobuxoki, mustaches, neempumlo, izithambiso, iambrela, intonga ukuloba, iibhutsi zokuloba, abantwana izixhobo zokudlala (ngamakrele, amakrele, afohlela, pistols, izaphetha iintolo) . Nangona kunjalo, ukukhetha kunokuba ebanzi kakhulu, konke oko kuxhomekeke kuhlobo skits funny ukuba inkampani eze engqondweni amagcisa. Kusenokwenzeka ukuba baza kufuneka enamavili yabantwana, okanye lukaMakhulu ukunitha, Ukuskiya okanye ibhaskithi ukuqokelela obude.

tale Christmas

isimo Gay Qiniseka ukuba ukukholisa iindwendwe, ukuba sigcine iya kuba ibali magic iintsomi. Umzekelo, kusenokuba 'endala kuba izikhokeli kunye twist mihla. "

Amazwi umbhali:

Wayephila lixhegwazana kunye lomlungu oselula-biznesledi
Elwandle, kwisiqithi zeCaribbean.
Babehlala enqabeni kwakhe ubomi obutofotofo
Kanye iminyaka emithathu, ezintathu iintsuku ezintathu nobusuku bazo.
Lixhegwazana babehlala woxande olude ukuba abafikayo,
A itakane ngu - rhoqo.
Ngaphambi kokuba bahambe, eli nenekazi endala ohlwaywe ...

Ixhegokazi:

Wena ukuziphatha, Krotik ngasekunene kwam!
Nechay apha privechayut okungekho ukushaya,
I lock etafileni ukubiza yes izityalo.
Ngapha koko, akukho nto intle ayiyi kuphela,
Ingakumbi, ekubeni uza kuqalisa ukutsala amabhinqa.
Andifuni ukoyikisa Rybonka wakhe -
Ungaze ndithe buhlungu kuye andiyi kukwenza ...
Kodwa kukho abantu ehlabathini yobubi,
Zidla, ubuqili, unomona, kodwa bukhali!
"Mfazi" ngokuyimfuneko koko imechko -
Yiloo ngubani ofanele woyike kwekhulu!

umbhali:

Yathi inkazana endala kid yakhe,
Glazonki ngokuthozama emhlabeni ilenga yakhe ...

Buddy:

ntoni wena, Mamic puzipuzichka yam!
You are my krasotulya-arbuzichka!

umbhali:

Ngoko ke besithi, yena patted umfazi omdala
... ngoko ke ezisezantsi umva, ngoko ke isisu ngamanqatha!
Ngelo iliso efanayo ixesha Oqoba
Ke abakhonzi, lo shoferitse, nsimu.
Kwaye umfazi omdala waya siqithi,
kid Young waya elwandle.
Waqalisa ucofe intlanzi yegolide.

Buddy:

Fish kunye nentlanzi! Ngokukhawuleza makhe idade apha!
Ixhegokazi umsebenzi wam preprotivnaya kwakhona abalahle!
Year New kwakuyinto phezu impumlo,
Kulungile na isipho kum, Fish, wenza!
Ndithembele umzuzu okanye ezimbini, kuba akukho yavishsya - tyala wena!

umbhali:

Ayeya iintlanzi wakhe wambuza ...

izikhokeli:

vopish ntoni na, nelebhokhwe, ukuba akunjalo, ke ngoko?
Mna isipho kuwe ukulungele.
Apha, khangela ...

umbhali:

Kwaye elunxwemeni ngasekhohlo!
Yaye intlanzi konke konke, yaza yavuka intombazana leyo!
Young, ezintle, emihle!
Old ngomenzi-biznesmenshe hayi isibini, nanko ubone.
Wathi Buddy Fish
Ngawo la amazwi ingqalelo, ...

fish:

Nangona I intlanzi, ngathi, izidenge,
Kwaye zinegazi elibandayo izilwanyana zasemanzini,
Kodwa mna ikhonsepthi engaphathekiyo -
Mna yinkazana, njengokuphulula phambi abathobelayo eyindoda.
Yitha iingalo zakho ngeenxa zonke kum ezingqongqo, kwanga emlonyeni wam, hot -
Kwaye ndiya kuzizalisekisa yonke into eniyicelayo -
Wish zafezeka kuNyaka oMtsha ezinzulwini zobusuku ...

Umkhusane ( "imiboniso ezimbini zekhefu lwabasebenzi, ephethe iphepha ndasolula okanye kwilaphu).

umbhali:

Ngoko kid ebanjwe womnatha rybii
Ngoko waza kwintetho yobuxoki ...
Nyhani Ndazama ukuthanda intlanzi kuyo inkunkuma,
Lowo kwabonakala nje ukuba uhlobo sweet.
Nangona kunjalo, lo guy into engaqhelekanga:
Wayefudula abathengiswa ingqekembe.
Kwandula ke kwafika umzuzu yovuyo ngenxa yakhe,
Xa Fish bafuna lokuzalisekisa
Wabonisa ukulungela. Wathi ...

"Lathi ikhuselo legumbi liyagungqa bucala" - usinge "abasebenzi kwibakala" ephethe icandelo kwithishyu.

Buddy:

Kwaye ndifuna iintlanzi wam oyintanda;
Ukuze nomfazi wam bendiya kuba abancinane kunam;

Beauty wayeza kuba lowukulu!

Kwaye zonke chattels, impahla
Kwami kuye kwaba ...

Umbhali (ukufunda itekisi kunye abadlali ezibonisa, aqamba)

Fish zloradostno grinned,
Buddy wabonisa neswili lalide ...
Ngalo mzuzu waphambukela umntu omdala owalupheleyo,
owalupheleyo Elder, engwevu-iinwele, ingabi.
Kwi sihlalo ukuba wayehleli kwisitulo sezigulana esinamavili,
Ngelo phezu kolwandle wakhangela buhlungu.
Intwazana yaba ngumfazi wakhe.
Yaye ngaba yinyani, onothando - asenzi uyazi.
Kuphela ibali, sonke kubonakala
Phinda, ukutshintsha nje kancinci.
Ngokuba njengokuba ebusuku uNyaka Omtsha
Yeyona umnqweno ukucinga sisilumko.
Musa unqwenela na ungowasemzini embi kangaka,
Kwaye bacele ithamsanqa, impilo!
Kwaye ngoko ke iminqweno emihle
Ayiyi kuphela ukuba ukugcwaliswa ngoko nangoko!
Vumela iiglasi zewayini nguThixo bona!
Ke ubuso ukhanyisa olugoso,
Kwaye kumnandi endlwini ukuvumela Lodge!