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Umhombiso iholide phantse wonke umntwana kaThixo skits funny ngesikolo. Oio olwenziwe kweendonga zomthonyama, iqela iKrismesi, uSuku looTitshala, uSuku School of yokuzalwa - kodwa soze wazi izizathu ezininzi ukuba wonwabe!

Sinovuyo ukunika nawe ukhetho isigcawu eziliqela ezinceda ukudala isimo festive.

mpikiswano short

Ngaphandle abizwe ezincinane funny skits malunga isikolo ayidingi nokucengceleza ndithanda kunye neetekisi elide.

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Abanye umfundi sleepy ithi kwenye:

- cishe komzimba!

- Kutheni ucinga njalo nje?

- Ewe, mna bonke wambu ngengubo balale lonke ixesha!

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abafundi ezimbini emva kokuba isifundo esimi:

- Ngenye indlela, andikholelwa ukuba umhlaba ujikeleza!

- Kutheni le nto?

- Ewe, ukuba kupholile, ulwandle ange kudala elichithwayo!

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Iyivume nomsindo uxelela umhlobo wakhe;

- Ngaba unokuyithelekelela? Utitshala undiyalele ukuba kuthiwe nje candelo uhlobo! Kwaye musa bazibeke izibalo!

In kwilebhu yekhompyutha

Le skits zilandelayo funny ngesikolo nayo ayifuni imihombiso ezizodwa. Kuphela imfuneko yokugqibela kubakho bexelisa udidi computer.

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Ukuba isiphukuphuku high school ntombazana kukuqhayisa, ujonge Icwecwe esipilini:

- Ukukhanya kwisipili sam, ndixeleleni; Ewe, yonke ingxelo inyaniso! I izixhobo kuphela ekukhanyeni lonke enencasa? Zonke Idizayini kunye nendlela ngakumbi?

Mirror (drawl, kodwa enomsindo):

- Ndiza kukunika impendulo yakho! Ngaba wena! I - tablet!

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Umfundi ucela utitshala:

- Ivan Ivanovich, kwaye unalo umntwana tablet?

- Hayi, yintoni na, ngoko khompyutha ayikho phaya!

- Kwaye udlala ntoni?

- esitratweni!

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Zokucoca lady engena kwigumbi lekhompyutha aze abuze ngokungqongqo:

- Ngubani apha uyakwazi ukusebenzisa ikhompyutha?

Bonke abafundi, ngaphandle kokukhetha, bathi: "Ndinguye."

Zokucoca lady (menacingly):

- ngoko nangoko yiya intanethi kufuna kwisiza apho ufunda ukusebenzisa indlu yangasese!

Scene apho isikhumbuzo esikolweni: funny kwaye elide kakhulu

Le ndawo ifuna kuphela imisebenzi uphawu abadlali. "Botan" kufuneka benxibe iiglasi kunye ngqongqo ethetha, intombazana kunye nentombi yakhe - khangela usileyo, zicothoza kunye nomdlandla.

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Lo mfo wakhangela ngathi esiveza "nerd," uthi umhlobo wakhe:

- Ngaba unokuyithelekelela mna Tomka wabiza ekhaya ukuze sibone oko kwaye khompyutha njalo! Yizani, yaye kuyabonakala, bonke kwindawo enye akakwazi ukuhlala! Kwi kukujikeleza esitulweni, ukuba le ibhijelwe intambo kumlenze esitulweni. Ndafungayo, ulucombulule intambo, wabeka i plug watsiba, wajika kwi computer yakhe ngasekhohlo.

Tomochka, ukuziqengqa amehlo akhe, ngehlombe uxelela ofunda bakhe:

- Oh, lo Lyutikov kwakhona nako ukuyikhupha!

- ntoni na?!

- Kaloku, weza kum, wakhangela ikhompyutha, wabeka izandla zakhe phezulu, elisebezayo into twisisaka, wajika esitulweni sam izihlandlo 10 ebalwa, ikhompyutha Ukukhatywa unyawo, into kwakhona usebeze eyimfihlakalo novulelweyo. Khawucinge, lasebenza!

Ofunda naye, yancoma:

- yhu! Warlock!

skits funny kakhulu ngesikolo

Emva kokuchaza isifundo likatitshala imbali yendalo wabuza iklasi:

- Kulungile, ngoku uyasiqonda isizathu sokuba selikhithika ebusika, kwaye ehlotyeni akunjalo?

Petrov, esihlalweni sakhe;

- Kakade, kakade! Ukuba uthe wawa ehlotyeni, ange zaphela!

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KwiSifundo Russian, utitshala wathi:

- Petrov, "Ndifunda, ufunda, akufundayo" - into xesha?

Petrov, uyakhululeka:

- Lost, Mar Ivanna!

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Kumfana abahlobo fit ezibalaseleyo athi:

- Andrei, wangena ngobu busuku cafe kunye amantombazana!

Andrew, ukucinga:

- Hayi, andiyi kuhamba nawe! Kukho rattles umculo, ingxolo bonke ...

- Ngoko ke yintoni?

- Ewe, kucaca ukuba imeko enjalo ndikwazi ukuqonda ngokupheleleyo kakuhle eli Lebesgue-Stieltjes.

Imifanekiso ukuba abafundi abancinane

Le skits funny zilandelayo - kwizikolo zaseprayimari. Bangakwazi kuboniswa kwi bomthendeleko kwiintsana ngempumelelo. Noko ke, abafundi isikolo esiphakamileyo siya kufumana uncedo namaqabane omncinane.

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Umfundi wesikolo samabanga aphakamileyo uthi nakubahlobo bakhe;

- Jonga indlela-ganda yokuqala osisiyatha! Ndiza kukubonisa ukuba!

Ukubiza itakane xa esondela, uthi kuye yena;

- Kulo isandla ndinayo imali engange-50, kunye 10 - ukuba uthathe wena?

Kid kuthatha engange-10. Isikolo samabanga aphakamileyo naso abafundi ukuhleka, uwenze umnwe wakhe etempileni yakhe, amagxa.

bucala lokuqala-ganda buddy uyayibuza:

- Kwakutheni ukuze ukhethe engange-10?

ibanga lokuqala ngezwi eyonwabileyo:

- Kaloku, ukuba ndithe ukhetha 50, umdlalo uya kuba phezu!

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Okokuqala-ganda ubona manicure kwisikolo esiphakamileyo (yancoma):

- Class, obuqwebele izikhonkwane elide!

kwisikolo samabanga aphakamileyo, affectations:

- Yintoni ukuba uthanda?

- Kaloku, ewe! Ukuba imithi caca mhlawumbi bekhululekile ukuze!

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Umama bajonge idayari ibanga lokuqala. Kwaye kukho deuce mayihlatywe, kwaye elandelayo emine. Nomama, kukududuzela:

- Vanya! Yintoni na?!

Vanya, ekhangele ngokuzolileyo uninazala:

- Thina utitshala wathi xa sifuna, singakwazi ukulungisa ibakala embi!

Izigcawu nootitshala

Le skits zilandelayo elifutshane funny malunga isikolo ukudlala ngokwabo, kodwa kucelwa ukuba bathathe inxaxheba kuzo kunye nootitshala.

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Thetha notitshala:

- Sidorkin wena zange athembise ukuba alungiswe deuce yakhe?

- Ewe, Mar Ivanna.

- Yaye andizange uthembisa kubiza abazali bakho, ukuba anithanga wenze le nto?

- Ewe, Mar Ivanna, kodwa ukuba mna andizange ukugcina isithembiso sakhe, kwaye ayeke yakhe!

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Utitshala ujonga kwi ngokungqongqo latecomer:

- Semyon! Wena emva kwexesha kwakhona! Yintoni na eli xesha?

Amadlozi, waxolisa:

- Mar Ivanna, ndivuke, wakhangela ngelo lixa, kwaye akuphumelelanga blinked.

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utitshala Umculo ajike ukuba umama:

- intombi yakho kufuneka ukudlala ipiyano!

Mama, ukukhala kakhulu:

- Nkosi, apho phi! Sinawo ummelwane wesixhenxe bathutha!

Amaphupha, amaphupho ...

Ezi kancinane skits funny ngesikolo sele ifuna ubuncinane ndithanda, ebonisa ukuba baphuma esikolweni guys, nangona ezi izingxoxo kuqhubeka ngexesha lekhefu. Konke kuxhomekeke ekuyileni yomlawuli.

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Sidorov, ukukhala kakhulu, efika ekhaya evela esikolweni. Ivanov uyayibuza:

- Sidorov, wenza ntoni? Deuce wasukuma?

Sidorov okubuhlungu:

- Uh-huh.

Yaye akongezi Uyazibuza:

- Cinga, kuya kuba njani lula ukufunda ukuba theorem geometry unako onokuyibonisa la mazwi: "Ewe, umntu uyakwazi ukubona enye!"

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Man dreamily: "Kuya kuba mnandi xa sikwazi ukufunda iingqondo! Mna ke wayeza andazi ukuba ndithini eklasini! "

Umhlobo wakhe: "Ewe, kodwa wayesazi ukuba utitshala ucinga xa uphendula loo nto!"

romance

Kakade ke, skits ezimfutshane funny malunga sisikolo nga ngoyaba oko, maxa wambi esizibonakalisa ngokungalindelekanga ngokwayo uyavumelana esikolweni phakathi amakhwenkwe kunye namantombazana.

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Johnny Little escorts ingqondo ekhaya evela esikolweni yaye uthi kuye uphana:

- Mamela, uMariya, ndifuna ndiyakuvuma oku kuwe (ikhefu) (saziso eso uthetha ngokukhawuleza) ude uye ebhodini, mna baqhaqhe amaphiko impukane waza wawuphosa kwipotifoliyo yakho! Uxolo me!

Ingqondo, a squint yokukhohlisa:

- I wonder ukuba emnandi?

Little Johnny lidubadubekile;

- Andazi ... Nibuzana ntoni na?

Ingqondo cwaka:

- Ewe, ndifuna ukucela uxolo, nawe! I ndiyenze kuwe kwi isuphu kwi lokutyela igumbi lehla de ube ukuya kuthenga isonka!

Ukanti ehleka kancinane

Nkqu skits funny ngesikolo zidla athathwe ngqo ebomini, ngoko abaququzeleli zomthendeleko unako ukuza bona kunye into elolo hlobo.

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lezifundo zolwimi Russian Little Johnny ucela iqela kummelwane:

- Heyi, indlela bathi, cottage samasi okanye cottage sisi?

Ummelwane, uhlengahlengiso iiglasi bakhe, kunye ubuso ngqo:

- Ugxininiso kwi "o"!

Little Johnny, emva kokunqumama:

- Enkosi! Ndayihlangula, ukuze yophula!

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Afunda (imbonakalo - an umfundi obalaseleyo) uthi njengentsebezo:

- Ewe, Lozhkyn, nina musani ukwenza abahlobo kunye nentloko yakhe!

Lozhkyn uvume:

- Ndinento oko kuphela ubudlelwane ishishini - I ukudla kwakhe, kwaye yena ucinga!

Incoko notitshala

skits funny ngesikolo - uhlengahlengisa nokuba KVN, okanye ezinye iziganeko fun - ayikwazi ukukwenza ngaphandle incoko, ezifana oku kulandelayo.

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Utitshala ethetha ukuba umfundi aphezulu fashionably enxibe:

- Lera, wenze kakuhle, uye wayeka kade esikolweni!

- Ewe, Mar Ivanna, kungenxa yokuba umama.

- It kukuba, ukuba lo intetho imfundo engcono?

- Hayi, kudala nje wathenga izifumanele izihlangu chic Italian!

- Ngoko ke yintoni?

- Like ntoni? Ngoku ukuvuka kuqala, ukuba ixesha ukwambatha ngoonina ngaphambili! (Gordo isusiwe)

Utitshala ugibisela izandla zakhe.

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utitshala abadala, nangokuncwina, uthi asebenza wakhe:

- Ndiza uye wayeka!

- zini na ezi nincokola ngazo! Wena titshala ilungileyo esikolweni!

- I imali kakhulu ... ndiye kusasa minh elipheleleyo labantu, ndixhoxha amehlo am kwaye ngokungqongqo athi: "Molo, uhlale phantsi!"

Funny? Kakade ke, 'etyeni!

skits funny ngesikolo alungile kuba kulula bedlala, musa ukuba ukuzilolonga olunzima. Eyona nto ibalulekileyo kukuba ukuba imo yakho unentliziyo echwayithileyo idluliselwe kubabukeli zakho!

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- Mit, uyazi ukuba igama imela "super"?

- Kulungile, into kangaka ngakumbi oko sele kwaye ngeke.

- A 'ehleliyo "?

- A "ehleliyo" ... (t Mitya ebunzi) Owu! Le yinto ngakumbi "super"!

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Amantombazana dancing in a disco:

- Heyi, wena ungazi nto Mosul?

- Ke, ithambo elikhulu enjalo, Ubeke isuphu. Nibuzana ntoni na?

- Ewe, ndiye kuye ingoma epholileyo weva: «Wena intliziyo yam, wena umphefumlo wam ...»

Eqongeni, eqalisa ukuba nomsindo umculo le ngoma odumileyo eyenziwa yi-band Modern Ukuxoxa

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Petka nge "lantern" likhulu kwaye phantsi esweni umhlobo wakhe;

- Petya, kutheni na ukuba zigutyungelwe ukugruzuka?

- Umlo snowball nenye intombazana idlala!

- Ngoko ke yintoni?

- Ngoko ke kuvela, ukususela iqela olusezantsi mdlalo! Kwaye musa ungaphoswa le!

Ityala endlini yangasese

Ezinye skits funny ngesikolo zifuna inxaxheba extras. Kodwa ke akuyi kuba nzima ukusebenza.

Amantombazana ememeza tsala guy ilukhuni. utitshala wabo eyeka:

- Misa! Kwenzeka ntoni?!

Enye yamantombazana umzonde:

- Lyutikov esijongile kwigumbi yangasese!

Mfundisi, ekhangele ngokungqongqo e Lyutikova:

- Ngoko ke, ngathi?

Buttercups udidekile cwaka, ngoko ikhupha kakhulu:

- No!

Girls ekungqungqeni, drawling kunye kukhubeka;

- njani na?!

A tips ezimbalwa ukuba abalawuli

Zonke imizobo funny ngesikolo, njengoko nisazi, emele ukudlalwa ngokunyanisekileyo nzulu. iiseti Minimal kwaye musa kuphazamisana.

Kwi nqanaba unako, umzekelo, iidesika amabini kunye nebhodi lokuphinda imbonakalo eklasini. Ukuba iziganeko zenzeka ngexesha lekhefu okanye ekhaya endleleni, unako uphupha up. Kuba "ekhaya" ngokwaneleyo omnye umthi okanye kwibhentshi. Kwaye ke meko, othatha indawo kwi epasejini lesikolo ukudlalwa phambi kwe window enkulu kwisiqalo.

Okubalulekileyo kule imidlalo emifutshane - musa ukuyilayisha imihombiso zabo. Ke ezityebileyo, kwaye ngoko ke ugxininiso kufuneka ibe oko utsho umdlali, kungekhona into yokuba singqongwe ngawo lo mzuzu.

Ukubumba Izigcawu ikonsathi nye, ungenza umeme inkosi, eya kuthi yazise abaphulaphuli, apho imeko elinikiweyo. Yiba creative, kwaye iholide yakho qiniseka ukuba akhunjulwe kwaye iza kuvelisa amava kunazo!