Skits funny malunga ootitshala ngoSuku sikaTitshala

Kunye kumsebenzi wokufundisa elijonge wonke. Okokuqala, wadibana naye umfanekiselo umfundi, yaye emva koko - kwindima ngumzali. Ngoko ke, skits funny malunga ootitshala bathanda phantse kubo bonke abantu. Kwaye ngaphandle kwazo wena ungenza ntoni ngexesha leeholide zesikolo!

skits funny malunga ootitshala kunye nabazali Vovochkinyh

Oh, nabo bonke ootitshala wathabatha edume Little Johnny! Kodwa ke, njengoko kuvela, abazali bakhe ongekho ngaphantsi kuye ulwazi, ubuchule nokuzithemba. Ngoko ke, skits funny malunga ootitshala kunye nabazali Vovochkinyh nefanele imeko yeeholide zesikolo.

Scene malunga Vovochkinogo utata kunye neeklasi yakhe imfundo ngokomzimba

Le omncinane kakhulu efanelekileyo njengoko imifanekiso kwi yoSuku looTitshala. amabali funny ezinxulumene abazali kuhamba kakuhle kwaye lisisidenge - ukuze singabi saba Yima ootitshala? Kwisiqwenga imiboniso iqala into yokuba isikolo Vovochkin utata kunye intloko yakhe ngalondoda wayibopha kwaye ngeentonga. Ifuna umlawuli imbuyekezo ngemali nokwenzakala, njengoko kwikliniki Musa ukumnika iphephandaba kwintlawulo. UMlawuli uyazibuza "kutheni isikolo kufuneka uhlawulele intloko eyaphukileyo?"

- Ewe, akukho sikolo, kwaye utitshala wakho imfundo emzimbeni! Yiyo ngenkani abantwana ukuba benze umthambo, nam ndazama ukubaleka, bemi ngaphandle emnyango gym - apha ke isiphumo!

- Yintoni kufunwa okunjalo Andrei Petrovich ebantwaneni? - umlawuli bamangaliswa.

- Wathi kubo: "Bantwana, phakamisa umlenze wakho wasekunene!" Nam, waphakamisa umlenze wakhe wasekunene. Kwaye uthi: "Ngoku, uphakamise umlenze ekhohlo," Ndizamile ukuphakamisa ngakumbi ekhohlo umlenze, ukugcina izandla kwi window kwefestile, kodwa wawa, embetha intloko yakhe phantsi ... nemilenze yam exabileyo radiator! Iyamangalisa indlela noba yonke into abantwana bakho ungabi akusekho yam!

Ngena "Anna Kazan '

Uphumelele skits funny malunga ootitshala, ebhalwe izimbo Classic. Umzekelo, kusenokuba omncinane, into sifunda "I Tale of the Umlobi kunye Golden Fish."

Little Johnny wayehlala nabazali bakhe

Ilungelo ecaleni kwisikolo sabo.

Bahlala khona iminyaka emihlanu kunye neenyanga ezimbini.

Little Johnny waya kwesi sikolo,

Kunye nabazali balungenela rhoqo kwiintlanganiso.

Xa uyise waya kuloo ntlanganiso;

Lo kwaye qaphelani - utitshala konke ukuzila.

Kwaye ngoko ke uyise wabuza utitshala:

- Yintoni na, Anna?

Responsible uyise umfundisi:

- Yeha ukrakra ziye kwenzeke!

Commission beza esikolweni,

Ndandisiya izifundo ezahlukeneyo.

Loo nto eklasini yethu, bakhangela, kodwa ...

wonke Bemangalisiwe, Musa ukuyisithelisa kum, Little Johnny,

Ngamafutshane, sinokuthi, kakhulu ndothuka!

Uthe ikomiti enobulungisa,

Njengokuba, uthando vneurochku ngaphandle inkumbulo,

Ngokuthi "Iintsomi Kazan '... Ewe ...

Malunga legends akazange ayikhankanye,

Waze wathi e Kazan

Ezi ntsomi wabhala neentsomi -

Abahlali zomthonyama Kazan.

Apha uyise Ndamangaliswa ngomlinganiselo omkhulu:

- Yintoni na ungonwabanga Ivanovna?

Unyana wam kuni ukuncoma nithi,

Kwaye kunjalo ke musa ukuba beve!

- kakhulu kangangokuba emva kwesikolo

Oku kubizwa eyahlukileyo kakhulu emva konke!

Kukho kuphela malunga ngentetho iintsomi velasya

A ngakumbi malunga ska kwaye nangenxa-ni-ya!

Kwaye ngenene kokuba indwe ingqumbo kayise;

- Ukuba wenze, Anna Ivanovna,

Ngozalelwe kuloo mzi,

Yintoni kuthiwa namhlanje Kazan,

Le ngxoxo akwenzeki, maye,

Ukuhlasela lo mntwana nebango!

- phi na loo ethengiweyo-yintoni

Yintoni, efana, owazalelwa Kazan I?

- Njengoko Wathi, bathi, eklasini

Siye sifunde iintsomi. Kunye - ne Kazan mna!

Utitshala ubamba intloko yakhe, ekhwaza, "Owu," ebaleka kude le ndawo. Vovochkin Dad akayihoyi aye kwelinye icala.

Old Hottabych - ngokungathi yena?

Uyakwazi ngqondweni imifanekiso ngoSuku sikaTitshala funny, apho Tome yamandulo sibhalwe eyayimela kuyo iza kusetyenziswa. Kuyenzeka kuphuma ibhotile, leyo ukubamba Volka elwandle. Wonke umntu egumbini iza silindele genie, kwaye apha ... Kwaye Volka bamangaliswa kakhulu - ohlukile ezibhaliweyo kule ncwadi kuwe!

Kwaye ungakwazi khupha genie eqongeni ngexesha imifanekiso ngoMhla looTitshala. imithetho funny leyo ovakalisa Hottabych endala mhlawumbi rassmeshat bonke ootitshala nabafundi! Nangona tomes ukufunda isangqa onombono katitshala kwakunye iholide jikelele kunye nabafundi bakhe kufuneka, emva kwayo yonke, ezahlukeneyo.

"Le imiyalelo katitshala oselula evela koogxa abanamava" kunye nomboniso

creative kakhulu kuya kuba skits funny malunga ootitshala ngoMhla Mfundisi, ukuba imithetho ziza kuba yinxalenye kuzo, akuyi kuphela ifundwe kodwa ukudlalwa. Umzekelo, ukuba ingakhangeleka njani.

Kukhokelela (i utitshala onamava):

- Master!

Ukuya kwi iklasi, omnye utitshala oselula mzuzu yokungena gumbi, wabeka ebhegini yakhe phezu kwetafile, bevuma iklasi wentelekelelo kunye nokufumana ukulungele ukuba ahlale esitulweni, ngokuyityhala kuphuma phantsi kwetafile. Ukukhokela phantse ememeza:

- Musa ukuhlala phantsi!

Kodwa ke utitshala oye wahlala phantsi esitulweni. Ukukhokela lokutshabhisa enikina intloko yakhe kalusizi, kwaye uyaqhubeka:

- Musa ahlale esitulweni ngoko nangoko - khangela kuqala nokuba kuso okanye amaqhosha glue ...

Utitshala uyavuka, kodwa isitulo ezintendeni kwaye liphuma nayo. Ukuphumeza oku isiphumo nje ngokusebenzisa umtya ukuba imperceptible yanxitywa.

Ngokufanayo, ukuba ungakwazi ukwahlukana yonke imiyalelo, apho babuyele abe skits ezincinane funny malunga ootitshala ngoMhla sikaTitshala - umthetho ngamnye abe ukumelwa encinane yinxalenye.

Thumbnail-mthetho ukuze ekuqaleni ootitshala

Dlala skits funny malunga ootitshala kunye nabafundi ukuba, ngokusekelwe kwizifundo zesehlo ngokwenene bafumana "imivundla". Umzekelo, ohamba uthetha lo myalelo:

- Master! Ungaze okufunekayo imisebenzi yabafundi, wongezelela ibinzana elithi 'igazi elisempumlweni yakhe! "

Kungavulwa inyathelo lo myalelo, ukuba ungakwazi ukwahlukana iindidi skits funny malunga utitshala yesifundo. Ngokomzekelo, abanjalo.

Utitshala unika umsebenzi abantwana:

- Ngomso, bonke ukuzisa umsebenzi - igazi empumlweni!

Abantwana ngehloko, warhana, giggling. Obumbeneyo ukukhanya, simulating usuku olutsha. Abantwana bahlala umxholo, utitshala ubuza ukufunda umsebenzi womnye kubo. Omnye uthi: "Umbhali. Igazi elisempumlweni yakhe. Xa I wabhala isincoko ngokuhlwa. Ngesiquphe, ndabiwa bubuthongo. Intloko ngokwayo wawa phezu notebook, impumlo atshabalalisa phezu komhlaba itafile kuye kakhulu wopha! "

Mhlawumbi enye indlela umsebenzi: "Zisa yobugcisa - igazi impumlo," Ngenxa yoko - abantwana bazise amaqamza kunye "igazi". Kwaye omnye uthi igazi sikanina amkelwe, omnye - ukuba odlulayo akanankathalo yi esitratweni, kwaye elesithathu uthi wathabatha igazi ... umlawuli yesikolo, besithi wayalela ukuba enze njalo Natalya Petrovna!

Scene-umyalelo 'matematichki "

Wafumana skits funny kakhulu malunga ootitshala, ebandakanya abafundi wasisebenzisa kunye funny. mvelo okunjalo ezifanelekileyo esikolweni KVNov.

umongameli:

- Utitshala izibalo! Musa nzima abafundi bakho ukuqhubela noluntu umsebenzi wabo - kubo ukumkanikazi bonke ootitshala beeSayensi na esinye isifundo.

umfundisi:

- Guys, nceda uchaze igagasi sine. Peter!

Peter into ngokukhawuleza wabhala ephepheni, iluma usiba, imikrwelo intloko yakhe, ingalo ruffles iinwele - ngokufutshane, ibonisa iindinyana inkqubo yokubhala. Emva koko uvuka kulo mfanekiso Pose, ubeka phantsi umlenze wakhe, nengalo oluya phambili kwaye ndibhomboloze afunde sheet:

- Oh, iliza sine, abahlobo,

Ngoku chaza apha mna.

Yena mhle, akukho mazwi apha -

Ke mna ndiya kuninika impendulo ngokupheleleyo.

Njengoko amanxila iza ekhaya

Curvier ngayo. Phezulu wehla

curls lwaManqaku, curls, curls ...

Yeha, apha isicengcelezo alinikwa ...

sine eliguqukayo! zathabathela kwiphiko

Njalo luxhomekeke khona. Soloko!

Malunga awo! Le ngxoxo!

Kusenokwenzeka ukuba kukho igosa onxilileyo

I phuthuma? Kwaye ngenxa yokuba inxeba

Ukulandelela? okanye anyanzeliswe

imikhondo yakhe ukuze udidekile kakhulu

Bhuqe? Nekhephu yayisina ngokugqithiseleyo? ..

Utitshala nomsindo iphazamisa i "imbongi":

- Kulungile, loo nto ngokwaneleyo, Petya, frolic!

Hlala phantsi, imbongi uPetros. Unit!

Thumbnail malunga utitshala IsiNgesi

Ngokwenene uthanda pedagogues dramatizations ezimfutshane, xa abadala babonisa izakhono zabo kunye uburharha, isigqebelo malunga namanye amacebo ombhabhamo ndini. utitshala funny skits ezinjalo kunye umfundi badlale kunye, ngoko ke ifanele ukuba ikonsathi sisikolo siphela.

umfundisi:

- Usuku Good, Volodya!

- Usuku Good, Anna Pavlovna, - kumfundi ugxininiso uxanduva.

- Wena wafunda la mazwi?

- Koneshn Pavlova!

- Kuya kuba IsiNgesi "iikherothi"?

- Morkveyshnl!

- A namazambane?

- Kartofeyling!

- Ngoko ke, Volodya ... Zamechatelneyshnl! Kuba otvetiling wena poluchaeshnl edinitsiling! Ponimeyshinl?

Volodya abazibiza ebuhlungu, uchola idayari kunye namagqabi.

Thumbnail ye kwisiqwenga ezinoburharha malunga Vovochka for girls

skits funny malunga ootitshala intsimbi yokugqibela Wayityhidela njengoko iinkumbulo yobuntwana sele ukhulile bafundi. Ngoko ke kusenokwenzeka ukuba amakhwenkwe amadala namantombazana ukuba ngqondweni amatakane - amantombazana amancinane ezineeribhoni kunye amabala kunye namakhwenkwe e knickerbockers ngoncedo. Enye imifanekiso ukuze ezinjalo.

umfundisi:

- Natasha, ndixeleleni indlela ezizalana yimisundululu?

- ukwabela Tamara Stepanovna!

- Ngokukodwa, Natasha, njani?

- Umhlakulo efanayo Tamara Stepanovna!

- Kaloku, Natasha, uThixo akusikelele kubo, iintshulube ... Niyibazele izilwanyana ezilishumi bendinokuhlala eAfrika kum.

- ezine nengwenya neemfene ezintandathu!

- All Natasha, umonde wam phezu! Nika kwidayari yakhe, Ikona kuwe deuce!

- Kwaye mna ke ngoku ... Vasilisa yakhe Salithabatha ke ngelo xesha. Yena ke uya woyikise abazali babo.

Thumbnails kwi kwisiqwenga ezinoburharha malunga Vovochka zamakhwenkwe

umfundisi:

- Yimalini uzawudibanisa isibini nesinye isibini? UTanya, ndiphendule;

- amahlanu amawaka, pigweed emphandeni!

- engalunganga. Ucinga ntoni, Petya?

- Ndicinga ukuba ngoLwesibini!

- Wena ke musa ukucinga, Petya. Kwaye ukuba ucinga oko ukuba ubuchopho ... Little Johnny, mhlawumbi uyazi impendulo echanekileyo?

- Kakade, pigweed Ivanna-! amaxesha ezimbini uphindwe kane!

- loo nto, wena umnichka, Little Johnny! Kwaye wazi njani?

- Ngoko ke, eneneni, ukuba ukususela amawaka amahlanu ukuthabatha NgoLwesibini, ngoko ke ufumana ezine!

Imeko yesibini singakhiwa Vovochki incoko kunye nabazali. Umama spashivaet nonyana, oko esikolweni namhlanje. Little Johnny ngokuziqhenya uphendula:

- pigweed Ivanna-Ndikudumise ukuba ubuhlobo bakho!

- Yilaa njani? - unina Zimangele wabuza.

- Akazange Wathi, "Kulungile, Little Johnny, enkosi kakhulu kubazali bakho, ngokwenene benze inkonzo kum Ke yena wabuza kubo bonke bathi ukuba kufuneka abazalwana noodade, ndathi kuqala!.!

- Yintoni wena?

- Kaloku, ngoko, Ndathi - umntwana kuphela ekhaya! NoMaria Ivanovna ezisula umbilo ebunzi, waphakamisa iingalo zakhe ezulwini waza wadanduluka ngovuyo: "Enkosi, Nkosi"

Ukuze ufumane inkcazelo engakumbi ngendlela ukuza thumbnails izifundo leeholide zesikolo

Zonke mvelo zibonisa leyinene. Akufuneki ukuba zizakhele. Nje ngenyameko abantwana kunye nootitshala nokuba ukurekhoda zonke izehlo funny. Ngcono kunokuphila zange eyami.