Ubuchule beSimon. Izithethe zeSimon zokuzaliseka komnqweno

Ngamnye wethu njengomntwana okholelwa ngokuqinisekileyo ukuba wayengumlindi, kunye nemimangaliso eyahlukileyo ukuba silindele ukuba kwenzeke ebomini. Kwaye kuyimfuneko nje ukuba unqwenele okanye ubhale umyalezo kwilizwe leMilingo - kwaye kwakukho umncinci, kodwa ummangaliso omangalisayo. Ukukhula ngosuku ngalunye oludlulayo, silahlekelwa yizakhono zethu zobugqi, kwaye kubomi, kubonakala ngathi, kuya kuba yimiba ekhukhulayo, ekhuphayo kwaye eqikelelweyo yeentsuku ezizingcolileyo, ezenza intlungu ngakumbi kunezovuyo. Ekupheleni kweminyaka eyi-80 yekhulu lokugqibela i-system ekhethekileyo yokujonga imbono yenziwa, iSimoron, ngokubulela kuyo nayiphi na umntu omdala, ehlushwa yiengxaki zemihla ngemihla, iya kuba yindoda ekwaziyo, esebenzisa iindlela ezikhethekileyo ze-Simoron, ukukhangela intsapho yakhe kunye nenjabulo, inhlanhla kunye nothando, ubutyebi kunye ZeMpilo.

Yintoni i Simoron?

Wonke umntu ohlangabezane nale nkqubo uya kuphendula lo mbuzo ngendlela yakhe. Kubani umntu uyindlela ekhethekileyo yokusebenzisana kunye nehlabathi kunye neyinyaniso, ngenxa yokuba umntu unokuzizama kwindima entsha, umzekelo, idilesi enamandla onke. Abanye bacinga ukuba iindlela zeSimoron kunye nemikhuba yokuba yinkqubo yokugulisa ingqondo, inokubangela ukuba utshintsho oluthile luze luguqule isimo sengqondo somntu ngokwakhe, iimfuno kunye namathuba akhe. Aba-Esotericists bacinga ukuba iSimoron ibe yindlela yokuhlaziya, iquka ukuphunyezwa kwezikolo ezininzi nezenzo. Yonke le mpendulo ichaza elinye icala le nkqubo, ingabonakalisi konke ukugqiba nokuphelelisa ngokugqithiseleyo okanye kulula. Ukubonakaliswa kweengcamango ezintle kunye nomnqweno wabantu abafumene umntwana ngokwabo kwaye bavumela ukuba bathuke kunye novuyo, ukudlala, ukusebenzisana nokusebenzisana nobomi kunye neziganeko ezenzeka kuyo, yindlela yokubonakalisa inyaniso-yile ndlela iSimoron inokuba yinto elula ngayo kwaye kulula ukuyichaza.

Kwaye kutheni le nto imfuneko?

Yintoni ongayifumana usebenzisa amaqhinga omdlalo? Ngexesha lethu elifanelekileyo umbuzo unengqiqo. Okokuqala, isimo sengqondo esifanelekileyo nesimo sengqondo esilungileyo ebomini, kwaye ke yonke into ecinga ngayo kunye neminqweno yakho! I-Simoron inceda phantse zonke iinkalo zobomi bomntu: fumana umsebenzi omhle kwaye ukhuphuke kwinqanaba lomsebenzi, fumana umtshato wakho nomtshato uze utshate okanye utshate ngokuphumelelayo, ukuxazulula ingxaki yezindlu nokuseka ubudlelwane kunye nemali. Kule ndlela, ebaluleke kakhulu kukuba ngamnye wabalandeli bakhe, efunde imigaqo, ukhululekile ekudaleni kwaye unokudala ubuchule kunye nemikhuba yaseSimon yokuthanda, ukutsala iimali okanye ukufezekisa iminqweno efanelekileyo kakhulu kuye! Ubunono abuphelelanga - kuyamkeleka!

Izikolo zaseSimoron zanamhlanje

Ekuqaleni, le nkqubo yasungulwa ngama-1980 kunye nabaqeqeshi beengqondo zeKiev nabaqeqeshi uPeter noPeter Burlan, abaqhuba i-Simoron ukuqeqesha kunye neeklasi, kwaye isikolo sabo saseKieb esibhekwa njengesona sinamandla. Uqeqeshwe eBuranov V. Dolokhov ("Papa") kunye noV. V. Gurangov ("ibhedi") yongezwa kwaye yaphuhliswa le nkqubo kwaye yakha i studio yaseMoscow "Ukudansa iindidi". Siyabulela kwiincwadi kunye nemininzana yesi sikolo esikhethekileyo, ootitshala beSimon bafumana inani elincinci labalandeli baseRussia nakwamanye amazwe. Emva kwexesha, ngokusekelwe kwizikhundla eziphambili kwiSimoron yaseBuranov, intatheli yaseMoscow kunye neengqondo zengqondo uZoya Chernakova, owaziwayo kangcono njengoLissi Moussa, wadala inkqubo yokuqeqeshwa kwengqondo yengqondo ye-Oxymoron. Esinye isikolo esikhulu eRashiya sisikolo saseSt. Petersburg "I-Open Simoron Space".

Usebenza njani?

Ngokuhambelana nenkqubo yeSimon, umntu ngamnye unokuguqula ihlabathi elikujikelezayo kwaye unamathuba angenamkhawulo angabonakali ebomini bemihla ngemihla kuphela ngenxa yemingcele yomfanekiso wesintu wesizwe (PKM) ngamnye. Kwiziko leSimon ngasinye, iindlela ezahlukeneyo zisetyenziselwa ukutshintsha, ukuhamba ngaphaya kwePQM. Ngoko, inkqubo ye-Burlanov igxile kwimigangatho yesikhokelo semidlalo, kwaye "I-Open Simoron Space" yenza izinto ezizimeleyo ngokwazi ngokucwiliswa kwi-subconscious. Utata kunye neentsimbi ezivela kwi "Intambo yokuDansa" isiseko sabo kwiindlela zakwa yogic neSufi.

Nangona zonke iintlukwano phakathi kweendlela ezicetywayo ngasinye kwisikolo, isitshixo saseSimoron sihlala sifana nendawo yonke - ngumdlalo omuhle womntu onokwenene, ngokusekelwe ekukhutshweni kwengqondo kwimimiselo eyahlukeneyo eyenziwe kwaye ifunyenwe ngumntu kwinkqubo yobomi. Iindlela zesohloni zisekelwe kwizinto ezihlaziyileyo kunye ezingenangqondo, ezingenanto yokwenza isenzo sabantu, ngenxa yokuba ubuntu buhamba ngaphaya kweendlela ezibonakalayo kunye nokwenyani.

Amanqaku aphambili

Kwakhona, sigxininisa ukuba iSimoron, yokuqala yinto yonke, ngumdlalo owonwabileyo, kodwa nayo ine "ilitye" lalo, kukho ezimbalwa, zimbini kuphela:

1. Zonke iindlela zeSimoron kunye nezindlela zenziwa ngohlobo olukhethekileyo lwe "hover".
2. Naziphi na izenzo ezintle kwi-Simoron inkqubo, eveliswa nguwe, isebenza njalo kwaye ichanekile.

Yiyiphi imeko "yokugxotha"?

Njengoko sele kuthethwe ngazo, zonke izithethe zaseSimon zokuzaliseka komnqweno, ukukhanga imali okanye uthando, kunye neendlela ezahlukeneyo okanye izenzo kwi inkqubo ziqhutywa kwimeko ekhethekileyo - "ukunyuka". Ungayifumana njani? Kule nto kufuneka ukhumbule usuku xa ukhululile, uvuke ngendlela enhle kwaye wayeqinisekile ukuba into enhle, enhle kwaye evuya ngayo iya kwenzeka namhlanje. Ndandifuna ukuhlabelela, ukumomotheka kwaye "nje uthabathe iintaba." Khumbula? Khumbula eli lizwe uze ulisebenzise ukwenza imasiko yaseSimon ufuna ukufuna okanye ukukhangela imali.

Iinkqubo

Njengomphumo wophuhliso kule nkqubo, kungekhona nje imasiko yeSimoron yokuzaliseka komnqweno, uthando kunye nokuphila kakuhle kwezemali zenziwe, kodwa kunye neendlela ezahlukeneyo zobugcisa. Namhlanje, abaSimononists basebenzisa umbulelo, baqamba kabusha, "Taki", "Phumani, dummy!", "Yakatelny" kunye neengoma zeSimon. Xelela ngokufutshane malunga namacandelo.

Ukugxotha

Indlela elula kunazo zonke kwaye iyenzeka lula "yiTaki". Kubandakanya ukuba umntu ugxininisa ingqalelo kwiimeko ezilungileyo, iimvakalelo kunye neemvakalelo. Ngokufanayo, kukho ukulungiswa kwentshukumo yakhe ebomini, ngokuhambelana nemigaqo yokuphila, iiminqweno kunye neenjongo. Ngaloo ndlela, uqinisekisa ukuba uyayinyamekela imiqondiso ukuba indalo iyakuthumela, kwaye ilungele utshintsho olulungileyo.

"Phumani, niyibambe inhloko!"

Ngamnye wethu ujongene nezinye okanye ezinye izinto ezingabonakaliyo kwimihla ngemihla. Ngokuqhelekileyo, ukuxabana okunjalo kusibhoxa nje kwisigqi esivamile size siphoswe ngxolongo. Ukuze ulawule iimeko ezinjalo, kwaye ungaphenduli kubo bonke, iSimoron yakha inqubo ebizwa ngokuba yi "Pshchevon, bolvan!" (PVB). Kwiimpawu zokuqala zokubonakala kwimeko yobomi bezinto ezimbi, eziphazamisayo kwiiplani, iiSimononists zisebenzisa indlela efanayo yokupheliswa kwazo. Ngoko, kwi-rediyo bathi ukuveliswa kweTshayina kwawa okanye amaxabiso ayanda - i-PVB! Ukwenyuka okunjalo kakubi, okuvela kumaxesha "amakhosi", umntu ubonakala u-Archaic, kodwa wonke umntu unokuzikhethela nayiphi enye inhlanganisela yegama, umzekelo: "Hamba, uhle!" Okanye enye into. Ngoko, emva kokuva ingxelo malunga nokukhukula komlambo eChina, kuyimfuneko ukusebenzisa i-PVB, kodwa ukuba ubizelwa esikolweni malunga nokuziphatha komntwana wakho othandekayo, kufuneka kusetshenziswe indlela elandelayo.

YoThuculo

Isebenza xa isithintelo sibonakala kwindlela yokuphila, okungekho nto engenakuyenza. Ngenxa yokubulawa kwayo, ukuthetha ngeengqungquthela zangaphakathi okanye ukubhala kwencwadi yokubulela kumntu, isifundo okanye imeko, ukubeka umntu umqobo kuwe, ufanelekile. Kule mfuneko kubalulekile ukuba umbulele umntu okanye imeko evele phambi kwakho, ukuze uqaphele malunga nemiphumo emibi, kwaye uluhlu lwezinto eziphambili kakhulu ukuphuhliswa kweemeko ezigcinwe kulo mqondiso.

Ngoko, kunye nomntwana osesikweni, umbulelo unokuvakala ngathi: "Ndiyabonga, ndoda intanda Irina Petrovna, ngenxa yokuba undixelele ngokuphula umthetho wam. Wena ungomnye wam izilinganiso zam kwaye undibonise ukwesaba kwam. Yonke into endiyifanele ndiyenze yayicinga ukuba i-bluff yami "yaphuhliswa" kwaye yaphuma, wandixelela ngokukhawuleza ngokuthetha kwakho ngokukhawuleza nangokukhawuleza. Ndothusa nje ukucinga ukuba ukukholelwa kwam kungakhokelela ngaphandle kokungenelela ngexesha elifanelekileyo! Qala ugijime kwizitebhisi, ngoko ke ungabikho emsebenzini, kwaye ke kwi nkampani embi, njengoko bethetha, ukuphosa ngamatye! Kwaye ingaba yintoni enye? Ndingaqala ukusela, ndidlala amakhadi okanye ngakumbi! Ndiyabulela, ndithandeka u-Irina Petrovna, ngenxa yokukhumbuza kunye nesilumkiso esinjalo! "

Emva kokubonga okunjalo kubalulekile ukwenza isipho kwizinto zokubulela. Musa ukubambelela kwisikhwama! Kwanele ukucinga, kodwa kuphela ngokucophelela, kwiinkcukacha ezincinci, umxholo wokunikela, onokubhenela izipho. Ngoko, ukuba utitshala wakho weklasi ophakathi kweminyaka ephakathi, unokujonga ngeso lengubo enhle okanye iibhola ezifudumele zangaphandle. Musa ukulibala ukupakisha isipho sakho uze uthi amazwi okubulela.

Qamba kwakhona

Le ndlela isetyenziswa ngabantu baseSimonon, kuba ilula kwaye isebenzisa umgaqo "oko ndiyibonayo, ndiyicula." Isiseko salo mkhuba ukuzibiza ngokwakho, ukufumana igama elitsha kwihlabathi elikujikelezayo ngexesha elinye. Ngokuphathelele naziphi na ezinye iindlela zoSimon, imeko "yokugxeka" yimeko ebalulekileyo. Nangona kunjalo, xa uqamba kabusha, ungalibali ngokulumkisa. Khumbula uChristopher W. Brunet ohlonishwayo kunye nesitatimende sakhe esiphawulayo: "Awuyi kunika igama ngeze, ndiya kukuxelela kusengaphambili ukuba uza kubiza njani isikebhe, ngoko kuya kuhamba!" Ukutshintsha imeko leyo, ngenxa yesizathu esinye okanye enye ayihambisani nawe, uSimoron uncoma ukutshintsha Wabiza kwakhona. Vumelani, "intlanzi yehlathi, ehamba phezu kweentyantyambo," eya kufika ngomhla, iya kuba yinto ehluke ngokupheleleyo kunokuba "intombi yensimbi isonakalisa yonke imithintelo endleleni yakhe." Unokuqamba kwakhona kwiprose nevesi. Akunandaba nokuba zilungile kangakanani kwaye zihambelana neziqulatho zakho ziya kuphuma, ezibaluleke kakhulu kukuba ziya kukukholisa kwaye zivuselele.

«Yakatelny» translation

Le ndlela efanelekileyo yeSimonon ikuvumela ukuba utshintshe ukuphucula imeko ephuhliswayo kwisikhokelo esingathandeki kuwe. Kuza kuthatha iphepha, elichaza imeko yangoku, kodwa kuphela onke amaqela abandakanyekayo kuwo athatyathwa sisigamazwi "I". Ukuguqulelwa okunjalo kusenza sikwazi ukufumana indlela eyamkelekileyo yokusombulula imeko ngokwayo kunye nesimo sethu sengqondo kwiziganeko.

Simoron Ukudansa

Ukwenza lo mkhwa, awudingi iimfuno ezikhethekileyo kunye nezakhono, into ephambili kukuba uchaze ngokucacileyo oko ufuna ukufumana ngenxa yoko, uphumule ngokupheleleyo kwaye "vumela" umzimba wakho. Ngokufanayo, kukho utshintsho kwiimeko zokuguquka , xa inyaniso iba yiplastiki kwaye mhlawumbi nayiphi imilingo efanelekileyo.

Imisitho ye-Absurd yeSimoron system

Njengoko sele kuthethwe ngaye, le nkqubo i sekelwe kwiindlela ezahlukeneyo kunye nemasiko. Oku kuthethwa ngokulandelelana kwezenzo, ukuphunyezwa kwayo okuza kubakhokelela kwisiphumo esilungiselelwe ngaphambili. Ngoko, ngokucoca iplagi kwisibane sedeski kwisixhobo sokugesi, siyaqiniseka ukuba ukuba kukho umbane kwaye ifowuni isekelwe, ngoko siza kufumana ukukhanya kwindawo efanelekileyo yegumbi. I-absurd Imimori yeSimon ngemali, ukuzaliseka kweminqweno okanye ukukhanga uthando kuthatha ulandelelwano lwezenzo zokuthi, ngokubhekiselele kwimilo yemihla ngemihla yobomi, ayikwazi ukukhokelela kwisiphumo esifunileyo.

Ngokomzekelo, uya kuvuma ukuba ishaja edibeneyo kwifowuni ayikwazi ukuhlawula isikhwama sakho ngobutyebi kunye nokutsala imali. Nangona kunjalo, kwiSimoron, ukuba unako ukungena kwiimeko "zokungena" kwaye unesiqiniseko sokuthi sikhoyo ngokwenene kwishaja yeselula ukuba imali ithathwa kwisikhwama, kwaye ngaphezu koko baye baqinisekisa ukuzithemba kwabo ngenjongo yesigxina, Ukujongana nommandla wendalo, yile mizila yeSimon ukuheha imali eya kusebenza kunye nokwandisa inhlalakahle yakho. Ngaloo ndlela, ukuba uSimon "uzuze", kufuneka ucime "umntu omdala" kwaye ukhumbule ngenhliziyo yonke ukuba amandla omlingo anokukuva kuphela ngendlela engavamile.

Nazi ezinye iindlela ezilula kunye ezilula ezenziwa ngeSimonon zemali zingasetyenziswa:

1. "Imali elula." Ukwenza eso siko, ibhaluni iyadingeka, ngakumbi-ngcono. Ekhaya, kufuneka bahlonywe kwaye baqhotyoshelweyo kwiibhili zamaphepha. Vumela iibhola kunye nemali zijikeleze ngeenxa zonke kwindlu yakho. Kubalulekile ngelo xesha ukuba ube kwindawo 'yokugudla' kwaye ubambe ngokuvuyela "imali elula" ejikelezayo.
2. Hlanganisa i- banana peel. Imveli yeSimonon yasendulo yokukhanga imali, eya kufuna itanki yamanzi - ibhafu okanye isitya, kunye ne-peel evela kwibhanana. Abanye abaSimonon basebenzisa izikhumba ezi 2 ezi ziqhamo, esinye ngesandla ngasinye. Siqokelela amanzi kwisitya esilungisiweyo, faka i-"hovering" kwaye uhlanza i-banana peel, uthi: "Ndiyasusa isikhumba sebhanana ndiyihlambe, ndivumele imali ebomini bam".
3. Ukuhlamba imali phantsi. Esi siko sidinga ibhakethi yamanzi kunye neengqekembe zeentlangano ezahlukeneyo. Ezinye iimonoronist zincoma ukuba kungabi nje ukubeka imali kwiibhakethi zamanzi, kodwa nokuzivumela ukuba ziphule, iiyure ezimbalwa okanye ubusuku, ukuze i-liquid ibe yimali. Emva koko uhlambe iiplanga zam olu hlobo lwamanzi. Emva kokuba kuhlambuluke iiplanga, sithatha iimali zexabiso, kwaye emva kokuba sihlambe size siwomise, siyayeka ukuya kwisiganeko esilandelayo.

Oo, ufuna ukuthandana njani!

Kwabo bafuna ulonwabo kunye nomphefumlo wabo, unokucebisa iindlela ezahlukeneyo zeSimonon zothando. Kule nto ungasebenzisa ukuhlamba ngokuhlambalaza nge-foam ephoqayo (umbala obomvu okanye obomvu obomvu), utshintshe igama layo. Umzekelo, gcoba ibhotile ngegama elithi "Uthando". Ukuhlamba kunye nokubhukuda kwi "Uthando" olufunekayo imihla ngemihla, ungakulibali "ukucima" kwaye uziqambe kabusha.

Abanye baya kubonakala bengenangqondo kunye neengcamango ezifana nezithethe zeSimoron. Uphononongo Kodwa abo babengenakoyika kwaye basebenzise ebomini bayabonakala bengabonakaliyo: "Kusebenza! Kodwa kutheni kungacacile! "