Nakubhalwa yamaYuda: kuchaphulo olu. Amahlaya funny yamaJuda

Ngaba wakha wacinga yintoni na uburharha lokwenyaniso yamaYuda? Yintoni ompe yakhe de apho avela khona? Eli nqaku lichaza ngokweenkcukacha zonke iimpawu kunye nembali uhlobo ahlekisayo iziqhulo ngayo ngamaYuda.

A isuntswana imbali kunye ezinye izinto

kanye Ingcamango aman kulula ukubona, oko kwenqanaba elithile iziqhulo, amabali kunye ezimfutshane ezinoburharha, apho kukho abalinganiswa ezininzi ezibanjwe kwiimeko funny. Noko ke, uburharha yamaYuda - yinto ngaphezu nje jokes njengesiqhelo. igama Russian "gag" kuguqulelo evela ngesiHebhere lithetha "ubulumko." Nje kwenzeka, kuba uburharha yokwenene yamaYuda izele intsingiselo yaye kubandakanya ulwazi kakuhle kubuYuda. iziqhulo ezininzi zamaYuda bahlekise koorabhi osisiyatha aze aqonde joke, kufuneka uyazi ezininzi ngamabali eBhayibhile.

The main abalinganiswa ezinoburharha kakhulu ethandwa - a jokers edume yamaYuda: iHerschel Hank Chabad, uEfrayim Graydinger. IHerschel prototype ngokwenene khona, wahlala ngenkulungwane ye-18 yaye yaziwa ngokuba olisela kwaye umngqibi sesaa wit.

Namhlanje, isigama uburharha yamaYuda litshintshile kakhulu. Intsingiselo yokuqala ezihlekisayo phantse ezilahlekileyo umongo walo. Ngoku olu hlobo ezihlekisayo ibonwa njengento elula kakhulu, kucacile kwaye phantse lonke bamhleka yokungazi kunye naivety yamaYuda ezilula.

Yintoni eyodwa malunga Jokes zamaYuda

Ngokwenene uburharha lwamaJuda self-isigqebelo nento yokucukucezwa olupheleleyo lwazo zonke ubuthathaka nje amaJuda, kodwa lonke uluntu. iziqhulo ezininzi zamaYuda ifuna umphulaphuli a erudition ethile ngembali yamaYuda. Kwaye imbali yayo izele ezibuhlungu (kuba amaYuda amaninzi kakhulu babe ngamaxhoba kwi indlela yembali yehlabathi), iziqhulo abaninzi kangaka, ngaphandle fun engundoqo kunye nomthwalo etyeni, kukho ingqiqo yesibini apho ngokwabo amalungu ale uhlanga iimpendulo bafanelwe nehlekisayo kunye nezisombululo ezininzi neengxaki zobomi.

Izihloko uthandwayo iziqhulo zamaYuda ezimfutshane ezinoburharha

Kukho imixholo emininzi engundoqo, elaqanjwa Jokes ezininzi ezahlukeneyo. Mhlawumbi enye yezona ethandwa ingabizwa Iimbali ezimfutshane ngemihla. Bachaza amabali ezincinane ezenzeka kubomi bemihla ngemihla njengomYuda. Nangezinto ezihlekisayo zamaYuda kwavusa wit, zizele zonke iintlobo amaqhinga ezimdaka kwaye zibonisa ukuzalana amaYuda amabali abo. MJuda kubonakala kuthi amadlala, yaye ngokufuthi lisebenza abe sisigculelo, nto leyo yenza ukuba jokes ezitenxileyo.

Kukho ezinye izinto, kodwa zithe kratya ngokuthi ngqo kwaye zifuna ulwazi entsimini iitekisi yebhayibhile, kunye nezinye izinto ezininzi kunye nezithethe zabantu yamaYuda. Ngokomzekelo, amaYuda amaninzi bahlekwa betyalike abaziziyatha abangafundanga, ke, hayi eniwela umda uyanyelisa neTalmud. Le uburharha inobuqhophololo yamaYuda, ezele ehlekisayo, ukuba nentsusa kwento kunye ogcina ubulumko kunye nezithethe zabantu yamaYuda.

Nakubhalwa yamaYuda: ucaphulo, amazwi namazwi ezinamaphiko

Makhe uphando. amabali amaninzi angamaJuda zithandwa kakhulu ngamaxesha yiSoviet, abanye babo zaguqulwa, kwaye ukusuka iziqhulo kuchaphulo olu ezisetyenziswa yi kuthi ukuza kuthi ga ngoku. Oko uthi wonke umntu okhe weva ubuncinane kanye ebomini babo.

• Ngaba ucinga ukuba tu? I nje bangathethi kwanto!
• UThixo angabakhusela us kubafazi ezimbi, ukususela imfuneko elungileyo ukuze siqaphele!
• Ukuba ubomi akafuni ngcono, ngoko kuya kusiba nzima.
• - In usapho lwakho kukho wamaYuda? - Hayi, Ndim lo!

Imihlobo uburharha yamaYuda

Njengaye nawuphi bhalo, isiHebhere inomsebenzisi ukutshintsha uze uyamkele imithetho kwilizwe elithile okanye indawo, ngokunjalo nabantu abahlala kulo. Ngenxa kwezinye izinto zembali, nto ngoko kwenzeka ukuba inani elikhulu amaYuda ayehlala Odessa. Kakade ke, baba wabaseki ekuthiwa-Odessa ezihlekisayo. Uphawu Odessa neziqhulo ukuba baye bahlekisa nokunyoluka wamaYuda. Phantse wonke joke wittily ugxininisa into yokuba onke amalungu bolunye uhlanga anikwe njenge imali ukuba ubuqili uyabawa.

Nantsi imizekelo ocacileyo Odessa uburharha:

- Kwaye kutheni amaYuda aba iimpumlo imikhulu kangaka? - Ngenxa yokuba umoya free!

- Yintoni na, uthando xa uqala? Noko kunjalo, yintoni ukuthenga izabelo, hayi sijonge izinga lotshintshiselwano!

Igosa amasiko ubuza amaYuda: "phi weza" umJuda wathi kuye: "Uphi na inzuzo kuwe wedwa ilahleko ...?!".

Zokuthambisa ukusuka eludakeni kuLwandle oluFileyo. Ekugqibeleni, lokwenyaniso iphupha eminyaka ubudala amaYuda - ukwenza imali eludakeni!

Odessa ezihlekisayo

Odessa uburharha yamaYuda lidla badumisa yobulumko kunye nembonakalo okhethekileyo amaYuda Odessa. Ngenxa lwesigodi Odessa ethile (ulwimi esisityebi kunene, inemibala kwaye inemibalabala), zonke iziqhulo zibonakala ehlekisa, kunye luphindo kunye namabinzana, abaninzi sele babe ezinamaphiko. Odessans ukulondoloza ngenyameko inkcubeko yabo, udlule ukusuka kwisizukulwana ukuya kwisizukulwana, zonke aphorisms abadumileyo kunye ezilula. Phrase "nakubhalwa for Odessa!", "Nathi benento yokuthetha" wabonakala apha.

Makhe ahloniphe iziqhulo best Odessa, apho njengoko abalinganiswa abaphambili kaninzi oku bekwenza Rabinowitz, Solomon Markovich, uSara Abramovna, Moishe, kunye nabanye.

1. Owasemzini ubuza odessite:
   - You abayazi indlela ukuya kwi Privoz?
   - Ha! Kwaye usatsho nangoku abuze ... Ndihamba njani kwi Privoz? Ne imali!
2. Rose Moiseevna ukholelwa ukuba Odessa ibhinqa lokwenene akukho indoda uya konakalisa!
3. - Oh, uSara, namhlanje ndikhe wawa ezinyukweni waphuka nasesilevini sakhe.
   - Musa Ungakhathazeki, Monya, usenalo ngaphezulu ezimbini!
4. - ndiseyilaa Uxolo, kodwa apho ithunyelwe wona ukuze Sho uze ve apha kanye?
5. - USarah Wee amele - le umgqakhwe wemka kum, mna ndasala ndedwa kunye nomyeni wakhe.
6. - Monya, njengoko ubomi?
   - Taki ocinga ukuba ungathanda iimpukane.
7. - Itzik Molo, unjani na?
   - Ewe, apha, ndiza ekhefini.
   - Nge noSara okanye ubumnandi?
8. - Ndiyaxolisa kubiza njalo emva kwexesha, Solomon Avraamovich.
   - Ingaba wena emva kwexesha, uSophie omncinane, ewe wenze - nto!
9. - Monya, jika-ka umabonwakude. Kuthekani ukuba bathi, Sho kufuneka siphile kakuhle, yaye asazi ...
   
   

ezihlekisayo Modern yamaJuda

Okwangoku, amaYuda amaninzi Baqhula kwizihloko loo madini ebekade kuvaliwe. Ngokomzekelo, nkqu engama-50 nabangakhange iziqhulo emnyama. iziqhulo uburharha Black kubandakanya ngaphezu kokufa, ngezifo naziintuthumbo ngeentuthumbo. Nanku omnye weyona mizekelo iphawulekayo olu hlobo uburharha nzima:

ilizwi sibalise kunye whiny komntwana: - andifuni lonke ixesha ukuhamba-hamba!

Ilizwi elibukhali kayise: - Makube! Ukuba ngaba ovalelweyo, ndithi kuni, omnye umlenze phantsi wafika!

Njengoko ubona, uburharha njengesiqhelo kuthetha ukungabikho ukubandezeleka, nangenxa omnyama kufuneka kunkwantya. Ngokuqhelekileyo, intsingiselo efihlakeleyo obufihlwe uburharha abamnyama kunye nefomu semfene iziqhulo eveliswa umba kukho ububi kwihlabathi owadalwa nguThixo.

Iimbali ezimfutshane nehlekisayo ngayo ubulumko oorabhi

amabali amaninzi namhlanje bachitha abafundisi ITalmud, koorabhi. Ukuba iziqhulo angaphambili becala izinto ezinzima ezinokuba kuqondwa kuphela ukuba uyayazi imibhalo yeBhayibhile. Ngoku kukho Jokes heretical ezininzi kangangokuba zifikeleleka lula kwaye olusebenzisekayo, kodwa ningathwali ingqiqo enkulu kwaye kwinqanaba eliphantsi ubukrwada. Makhe sijonge imizekelo yendlela la mabali kubonisa ihlabathi amaYuda imixholo ezininzi zonqulo.

1. - Rabhi, ngaba kunokwenzeka ukuba athethe naye abafileyo?
   - Kakade, kodwa ke ngeke aphendule.
2. Rabhi uhlazisa ngexesha le nkonzo:
   "Kukho umntu yayirhona. Vuka le nto!"
   Kuyacaca: "Ngaba nawe njalo ngokufanele elaliswa, uvuke kuye?"
3. - Rabhi! - ucela kuMoses. - Gcina umfazi wam, afe!
   Rebbe ungena egumbini, ngoko ebuya aze athi:
   - zange! I hlasi loo ikrele lesithunywa yokufa.
   Unoyolo yaye sinombulelo Moishe ibuyisela ekhaya, kodwa emva koko uza umva. - Umfazi wam ufile; - utshilo. - Kaloku, irhamncwa ukuba ingelosi yokufa! - zibangele ingcwangu urabhi. - yena ekrwitshiweyo bakhe ngezandla zakhe!

Iimbali ezimfutshane ngamaJuda odumileyo

Eyona ekhethekileyo ngengqiqo yamaYuda uburharha idityaniswe amabali iziganeko amaYuda edumileyo. Eyona engundoqo abalinganiswa iziqhulo - nto kakuhle yaziwa ubuntu, izifundiswa, abaqambi, ababhali, pianists kunye noogqirha. By the way kufanele kuqatshelwe ukuba amaYuda - abantu abanetalente kakhulu sinakho amandla obungapheliyo bengqondo kunye nokukwazi enkulu ukufunda nzima. AmaYuda basoloko abafundileyo kakhulu, uhlanga enocwangco abazizityebi, ngoko iziqhulo malunga amaYuda odumileyo musa ukuba babe sisigculelo, kodwa koko, la mabali zibonisa wit nobuchule yamaYuda.

1. Omnye umbhali wathi nomlingane wakhe;
   - Ukususela sadibana ngexesha lokugqibela, iye kabini inani abalandeli bam!
   - Congratulations! Kwaye andiqondi ukuba nawe ukhe utshatile!
2. A inenekazi, eyalela ngumzobi odumileyo Max Liebermann umfanekiso wakhe, wabuza ngomdla, nokuba umfanekiso iyafana original.
   - Musa Ungakhathazeki, ndizo bhala ngaphezulu unjengawe kunokuba wena! - Lieberman wamqinisekisa.
3. Famous bovian Viennese Bela Haas isikhalo:
   - Akukho nomfazi, akukho bantwana - kwaye oko kukuthi, kuvela, ndoba ndingophathiswe ngaphandle mnandi ubomi?