Scene malunga Day Umama funny looMama

Indlela Umntu ngamnye luqala ngesandla sikanina, okuhlala mntu eninzi kwaye ikufutshane ekupheleni kwemihla. Ukubonga bonke oomama ubomi thaca ngo-1998 kwi khalenda wabonakala iholide - USuku umama, nto leyo ibhiyozelwa ngeCawa yokugqibela kaNovemba. Abantwana kunye nezihlobo musa ukulibala ukuvuyisana kusasa uninzi lwabafazi zomthonyama zibanjwa kunye neziganeko leeholide zehlobo ngokwamaqela sabantwana, nto leyo inokuba uhombiso funny skits malunga nomama.

enkulisa

zemfundo kunye nokufundisa mzuzu Kubalulekile esemncinane ke ukhumbule iivesi. Oku kuphucula intetho kwaye kuphuhlisa memory. Ngoko ke, ukuba iqela labantwana kufuneka ukcola okubhaliweyo encinane imvano, ezele amathuba okuba bazibonakalise kumgca umdlalo ukuya abantwana babe nomdla. Kuyenzeka ukuba ukuqokelela izinto ukusuka ndinyana eyaziwa ababhali angekahlawulwa: Agnes Barto, Elena Blaginin, Grigore Vieru. Kuba ingqalelo yabaphulaphuli kubaluleke kakhulu ukuba isiphelo leyo engalindelekanga kwaye ngamayelenqe. Eyona nto ilungileyo, ukuba umboniso malunga nomama - funny, kuba lweholide iimvakalelo ebalulekileyo kakhulu entle.

Kodwa ke kufuneka uqiniseke ukuba kunxiba uhlobo lemfundo: hayi nje kuphela negalelo uburharha kodwa ukufundisa ububele, kuphindaphindeko, ukuzingca intsapho yakhe. Bakhokela singathatha ngutitshala, kwaye iqela abadala - umntwana kakhulu uzilungiselele uyakwazi ukugcina umsonto sebali, kuba kungenjalo isiqulatho akasayi kwaziswa abaphulaphuli.

"Bank Holiday"

Abantwana yemizobo ngomama zimelwe kakuhle iingqokelela boncwadi, sihambise umfundi umfanekiso 'imini festive ":

Nxaxheba: Ukukhokela, umama, utata, ntombi, nyana.

Unyana:

Feast namhlanje - Usuku looMama!

Kodwa udade omncinane ukulala kunye amavila:

kuphela ray kwelanga ngefestile;

Thina sele udlala ikati.

(Umfana intombazana aye emnyango igumbi elandelayo, ukumamela).

Ntombi wathi kumzalwana wakhe:

UMama noTata balele ubuthongo,

Kwaye asifuni ukondla!

Unyana:

Siya bangavuki kuzo,

Soup ukupheka ngokwakho!

(Nguye uwuthandayo udade omncinane ekhitshini.)

Axove intlama okwazi,

Kwaye utshayela kwesitulo!

intombi:

Hombisa imibala seKhabhinethi

Nantso isimanga, kuya kuba umama!

(Abantwana etsala wokutshayela, iitoti open ipeyinti, aziphose phezu emgangathweni. Baxovula intlama, ukuba babambelele izandla, impahla, iinwele kwi desktop).

intombi:

Isandi emanyathelweni phantsi iholo ... ngubani na?

Unyana:

Siza siyazi kungekudala!

Ukuba unina, yiloo inkathazo,

Asinayo xesha, njengoko njalo!

imifanekiso Kwasekuqaleni "ngosuku festive"

Skits malunga umama umntwana akakwazi ukwenza ngaphandle upopu, leyo lidlala indima enkulu sebali, nto leyo ibaluleke kakhulu:

(Utata Okuqukiweyo bethe ujonge yentwana ekhitshini).

ubaba:

Kwenzeka ntoni, andiyiva kakuhle!

Ndiya kubuvelela kuni nobabini!

Ntombi (kabi):

Siya kuba nomsindo na,

Yenza umama ukumangala!

umongameli:

UTata kanye buhlungu,

Imalunga leeholide alibale into:

Andithengi isipha seentyatyambo,

Akukho izipho, izonkana eziyolisa intliziyo!

Enemikhono Eyisongile, yena,

Izandla phantsi ipeyinti,

Wathi ...

ubaba:

Kaloku, namatakane eebhokhwe, onke unobangela! Kwi lowo ezimbini!

(Yonke eyenziwe phantsi umculo ochwayithileyo kwishishini. Ngokukhawuleza lipasisa zokucoca, isidlo bepheka, ikhekhe ukubhaka, kwiingcango yikhabhinethi azotywe iintyatyambo, utata uya kusinda balale).

umongameli:

Umama wavuka kusasa,

Angawokuphumla babehamba ekhitshini.

wavula umnyango, bayifaka emkhenkceni ...

umama:

Araba, yintoni ubumsulwa!

Inuka iikeyiki kunye nolophu,

Lezambatho zaveza yonke imibala,

Ikati purrs kwi window ...

Nyana nentombi:

Mama, kwi holide kuwe!

umongameli:

Umama igudla kids,

Ngokutsho intloko caresses zabo,

Ke unkabi wathi:

Uxolo ... uTata yoyi!

izigcawu School kamama wam; ingakumbi abantwana iiklasi abancinane

Ekuqaleni isikolo yobomi ephambili umsebenzi ebantwaneni akufundayo. igunya kuqala - utitshala, abanemibono kubalulekile ukuba abafundi ngaphezu umzali. Ngoko ke ngoko kuyacetyiswa ukuba kusetyenziswe Humoresque ethandwa kakhulu and fun:

umama:

Yiza, nyana. Inkonzo ubiza esikolweni emva kwexesha!

Unyana:

I akunjalo. Kwakhona Petrov uya kuqalisa ukunamathela bonke ... zateet ukulwa!

umama:

Ukuba ngaba Vuka, emva kwexesha isifundo sokuqala.

Unyana:

Kulungile. Bukela njengoko ivanov kwakhona baya kuyilahla amadlavu?

umama:

Sekunjalo akulunganga ukuba emva kwexesha.

Unyana:

A xa Sidorov slingshot ezilungileyo ebantwini ukuba ukudubula?

umama:

Nyana, nina aninako ukuya esikolweni, kuba wena ... uMlawuli!

Zoba malunga unyana kunye nomama wakhe - ingxoxo malunga nesihloko yintoni abadala abantwana abancinane abazali babo. Kwaye nkqu umlawuli babe nenkathalo, ukuqonda yonke into umama phambi apho afuna ukuba abangenazigqibo, nikhumbule ebuntwaneni bakhe.

Ngokuba abaphathi ephakathi

Ngelo xesha xa ngokokubona utitshala kubalulekile ukuba umfundi, kuyimfuneko ukuba bakhumbuze imfuneko ukunceda kakhulu ebiza abafazi - koomama ogogo. Oku kunokwenziwa enoburharha, esebenzisa iholide ezayo. Option vesi umdla kuba kulula kwanobo yenza sicinge malunga nokuziphatha kwabo kwiimeko ezifanayo, ondele thina. "Unyana nenkathalo" - umfanekiso ngomama wam. Indaba Funny kungaba lula edlalwa abafundi ababini, ngokuba unyana kunye nomama wakhe wabuya kwivenkile ababandakanyeka kulo.

(Umama Okuqukiweyo ezandleni zakhe ingxowa enzima).

Unyana:

Ndabuza ukuba amaxesha amaninzi ngayo:

Musa ukuphulaphula kuwe, Mama:

Akukho mfuneko yokuba phakamisa iingxowa

10 eekhilogram.

umama:

Ewe, ndingathanda iingcebiso

yamkelwa, nyana wakho wam!

Unyana:

Kwaye ukuya evenkileni,

Razochka ezimbini, ukuba lula!

indawo Funny malunga umama kuphela xa kungekho impoxo nokungabi kumfazi-nonina. Sisigculelo - abo babonisa ukungakhathali okanye abangenambulelo.

Kwisikolo aphakamileyo,

Abafundi besikolo samabanga aphakamileyo bayakwazi ukulungiselela i mini-komsebenzi, kwakunye miniatures umdla, bezise umsebenzi wabo. Ingalungiswa:

• Kuba oontanga babo.
• Abantwana ukususela kumabanga aphantsi.
• Abazali kunye nootitshala.

Ukuze abazali kunye noontanga kufuneka skits oluqinileyo malunga ayithi Usuku looMama. mvelo Funny yemibongo, umzekelo, imveliso E. kwingcinga "bomvu" kuya kufaneleka ukuba abantwana abancinane. Ukuba badlale de imini zehlobo?

"Le bar"

The News ibandakanya aku- ezintathu: ndoda, mfazi kunye nonina.

(In bar kwi bar intombazana behleli phantsi. Kuyo Kuba wathumela a guy).

Guy: Hellou, usana! Nesithukuthezi?

Girl: Heyi! Hayi ngaphandle kwayo!

Guy: Ingaba ufuna ukwenza amalungiselelo kuwe ubusuku engalibalekiyo? Hamba nam?

Girl: Ewe, bendiya Ndiyakuthanda, kodwa umama wabayala ngokungqongqo ukuba uza kubuya 23:00.

Guy: Ha ha! Awunguye iminyaka elishumi! Mhlawumbi ngaphezu kunye nomama wakhe uthandana na uhambe?

(Ngesiquphe, uchola isandla indlebe lo mfana).

Guy: Mama? wenza njani apha?

UMama: Nantso onalo njani apha? Wena ukulawula ngomso!

Boy: Mama, ngenxa yoko ...

UMama: March ekhaya! Akukho xolela!

Lo mfo (ntombazana) Baby, ndicela uxolo, I ...

UMama: Ekhaya!

Le ndawo imalunga nomama - funny, ngokuba kukho eninzi isigqebelo, apho ugxininisa intlonipho inani le unina.

KVN yesikolo

Esikolweni, ngokuqinisekileyo kukho ezinye lamaqela KVN, apho kwenzeka rhoqo phakathi kukhuphiswano. Isihloko for iziqhulo lula kuphelelwe ukuze ungqamane kunye nemihla ikhefu, kuquka uSuku umama, nto leyo eza kwandisa abaphulaphuli ukuphuhlisa ukukwazi ukuphawula iimeko funny ebomini. Self-isigqebelo - yenye iimpawu ezibalulekileyo KVN. Phakathi ukhuphiswano KVN kusetyenziswa:

• Wamkelekile.
• Ukuzifudumeza-up (Jokes omfutshane umxholo walo mdlalo KVN).
• Umsebenzi wasekhaya kunye nosaziwayo.
• ukhuphiswano lomculo, apho Iitekisi ezinika iingoma Remade odumileyo.

Umyalezo kuya kuba skits ezifanelekileyo engencinane ngayo umama. KVN ufuna iziqhulo abengezelayo, ngoko ke bafanele ukuba emfutshane, kodwa capacious kakhulu. Ngokomzekelo, le ngobuwena ilandelayo recommended:

Umama (unyana abadala):

Uyabona, nyana, umncedi sikanina uyakhula! Ukuhlamba, kwaye uthatha iimpahla ngeentambo off!

Unyana:

Eh ... Kodwa kubonakala ukuba umncedisi wakho, into yelinen emhlophe phezu kwentambo ilenga lwethu!

abadala

Ekhaya ngexesha mbhiyozo kuya kuba indawo efanelekileyo malunga umama ukuba abadala. Oku kungenziwa ngcono ngokupheleleyo yaye bakhelwe nayiphi na imeko ehlekisayo. Uneendlela ezimbini ongakhetha kuzo.

• Medical ujonge-up ne nomba yamabanjwa. Xa uxwebhu oluphambili ziya kumakishwa: ikhula ubudala, ukuva jikelele, umbono nekhulu ekhulwini. into nganye kunokuba ezihlekisayo ukuze ziqonde. Phakathi iingxaki kuyimfuneko ukuqinisekisa ukunyuka kweqondo intliziyo, ebonisa inqanaba eliphezulu ixhala abantwana, imfundo yabo, ubomi lobuqu, umsebenzi umsebenzi.
• Order unina lunomvuzo "Kuba Ukugqwesa" kunye kuhlu zabo. Kuyafuneka ukuba kukhutshwa, iqela inkxaso, ngentswahla bevuyisana abaphulaphuli, nomncedisi owenza izipho kunye neentyatyambo. Umzekelo bekuya kuba ingongoma :. "Kuba kwimfundo nokholo kuThixo" Ngokomzekelo nga avakalisa amabinzana kubomi: "Mama, njalo wathi:" Thandaza, nyana wam, oko kukuthi ibala kwi iblukhwe ndakuhlambulula "!.

skits ngcono malunga ayithi Usuku looMama - iinkumbulo funny lobuntwana, enika holide a sisi- okhethekileyo sasonwabile yaye mhle. Bangakwazi ikhatshwe umculo, kube yimfuneko Association, ukuba ukujonga iifoto usapho kunye namakhadi donative.

Scene kamama wam, "iimeko etyeni"

Namhlanje ishicilele ezininzi ngeziganeko unkonkonko kunye ahlekisayo yoomama kunye oomakhulu nokungakwazi ukujongana kwikhompyutha. Ingakumbi funny linikwa kwi "Diesel-show." Ngaba ukudlala inguqulo yakhe yokuqala malunga intombi nonina. Scene lutshintsha imbono isakhono kwabantwana ngabazali babo;

(Umfundi Ntombi-school ehleli computer, umama kuquka).

umama:

I computer okwemizuzu embalwa iyafuneka, imifanekiso ndifuna ukuba siyifake "abafundi".

(Yena emathidala avuke etafileni. Umama wam ivula albhamu zama ukufaka i ifoto kwi drive).

Ntombi: Mama, wenza ntoni? Kuba imifanekiso eshicilelweyo.

UMama: Ke ukuba ukulahlekelwa njani kwi "abafundi"?

intombi:

Oku kwenziwa ndawonye nentonga, ngaba unayo i-electronic medium?

umama:

Into encinane encinane, ngathi icuba lula?

intombi:

Kaloku, ewe ... Kwaye ukuphulukana kubo, kufuneka ukuba ungene. Yintoni igama lakho?

umama:

Yintoni na?

intombi:

Ngemvume! Code ilizwi, ngaphandle apho akunakwenzeka ukuba undwendwela isayithi. Bhala phantsi apha ngoonobumba Latin. Ne password.

umama:

Owu, ngoku, andikhumbuli ngentloko.

(Encothula isiqwenga Ndayishwabanisa iphepha kwaye uqalisa ukuthantamisa jabbing kwi yezitshixo. Intombi izama ukunceda, kodwa umama wam lo ubusithelisayo kuye inqaku lakhe. Ntombi uAlesandire ngesandla sakhe waza ngomsindo ishiya igumbi).

Umama (kubeka phezu izimameli ngokukhawuleza ivula skype):

Lo Arrow. Sea Ngcuka, ungathini? Ntombi yakhulula computer iiyure ezimbalwa. Ngoko siqala. Omnye-Eyed kujikela ekhohlo, kwaye ndiza kukubasela ekunene. Singene kulo mqolomba, fihla! Anaconda, hello! Wena da Kwakhona le ntombi? Ekhulula ngokwakhe emsebenzini? Yiza, zabalazela elidityaniswe, yiya ngeenxa ukuya ekhohlo. Kwenziwe! Yazi ngawethu! Phambili ku launch xa isibini lemizuzwana, ukusabela iplanethi ekufutshane. Sibonisa ukuba Vishera multi-exhobileyo!

skits Mfutshane malunga nomama lula ukungena kuyo nayiphi na imeko isiganeko festive, amnike mood esihle Vuyisa abo kulungiselwe bona wachitha.