Le ndoda yesiyatha ehlabathini - ngubani na?

Le ndoda yesiyatha ehlabathini - ngubani na? Kwaye yintoni kusibiza ngokubanzi? Kwaye ukuba kunokwenzeka ukwahlula abantu ngalo mgaqo? Iingcali Siyaleza ukunyanga esi ingqiqo ngenyameko kakhulu, kuba akukho mfihlelo ukuba kudla abo ingqalelo isiyatha okanye, yithini, okhubazekileyo njengomntwana, abe ingcali eyodwa okanye buchopho na elivisayo okanye abadala.

Icandelo 1. Le ndoda yesiyatha ehlabathini. inkcazo jikelele le ngxaki

Baziziyatha, maxa wambi zibe anozizi, Kakade ke, Uyoyikeka ukuba uluntu. Kakade ke, le ngcamango ufunyanwa Phantse kuyo yonke indawo, naphina apho uya khona, ukuba nabani na wabuza: e-ivenkile, emsebenzini, kwi gym, okanye nje esitratweni.

Uyavuma, abantu ababizwa ngokuba mihle badla phantse yonke intsapho, kodwa cliches isiyatha abayi ungafaki naziphi na amalungu ayo. Awunako uthi, ngelishwa, abantu ubomi karhulumente, yabucala bokuyila okusentliziyweni wonke. Kwaye ngaphezu koko kwahlwa, miss inkwenkwezi nganye, yonke impendulo ayikho kwisifundo, ukuba ihlolwe kanye amawaka amajelo eendaba ehlabathini lonke.

Kubonakala kungenakwenzeka ukuba ukudala uluhlu ranking okanye abantu abaninzi yesiyatha ehlabathini. Kodwa akukho! Kakade ke, iinkokeli akunjalo, akakwazi. Njengoko kukho abantu abaziziyatha ngokupheleleyo, umonakalo ezingqongileyo "ulwazi" lwakhe ubukhalipha lyapami. Kwaye ukuba kukunyaba kubonakala ebantwini, kunye nqanaba liphezulu IQ, ngoko ngokucacileyo ityala neNkosi iya eqongeni! Amaxesha amaninzi imeko ezitenxileyo ibizela umntu, ebhenca ukuba ungumntu ombi. Ingakumbi udume, Kakade, amatyala abantu zoluntu: amagcisa, abadlali bemifanekiso bhanyabhanya kunye, kakade, bezopolitiko.

Icandelo 2. Le ndoda yesiyatha ehlabathini. Prize Special ukuba anokuvela

Kangangoko ezingenangqondo njengoko kuvakala unakho, kodwa ngo-2003 umthendeleko comedy American nje ngenxa Uhleka, ogama lakhe iguqulelwe Russian njenge "nje fun", wamisa imbasa yeHlabathi ngenxa yobuyatha. Ewe, kwaye kukho into enjalo, kuvela, kuyenzeka. abantu dumbest ehlabathini ziye igama, ifoto apho ikhawuleza kakhulu, kwiintsuku nje ezimbalwa, saa kulo lonke ihlabathi.

Abaququzeleli be Award yamsukela njongo ephambili - kukufunyanwa ingxelo yobuyatha nokungazi abantu abaziwayo. Laureates Salwela Abaseki kunye nabasebenzisi Internet eqhelekileyo evela ehlabathini lonke. Noko ke, ukhuphiswano ufile. Phofu ke, ukukhankanywa yokugqibela liwa kunyaka ka-2006.

Icandelo 3. Le ndoda yesiyatha ehlabathini. Abanye babantu edume

Ethetha idatha yakutshanje, sinikela amagama abo kudlula okhuphisana kuzo zonke izibalo. Ngoko ke, phezulu abantu abaninzi yesiyatha ehlabathini:

• Inkokeli ekuzibonakaliseni simo uMgwebi Donald Thompson, owayesebenza rhoqo ngamathuba ukuphulula usebenzisa i mini-pump ngqo iingxoxo zenkundla. Noko ke, njengoko ingabizwa kukunyaba oko kukuthi ityala kunazo imikhuba emibi? Nangona Thompson, Kakade ke, osisiyatha. Kodwa ali- nangoku ngaphezu kokuba umntu ogulayo, iguqule ngendlela ethile.
• Ingakumbi eziBekekileyo kunye negqwetha Harry Whittington. Ngexesha ezingela ummangalelwa elandelayo aali Cheyni wadubula igqwetha. Kwaye sonke kungaba ukuba Whittington azizange usapho Cheney uxolo zikawonke-wonke "inkxamleko" izityholo!
• Ityala ilandelayo wahlukile ngokwenene. Private American Nik Flin baguqula imeko sele enokuphikiswa yaye kweziyatha: ukuqhekeza myuziyam zitsha ezintathu era nje Qing Dynasty, akazange uxolo, akazange anikezele nkqu oku kokuqala abuyekeze ilahleko nanto. Endaweni yoko, Flynn wabeka ibango kwaye ugxeka iinkokheli yimyuziyam ngenxa yokungakhathali kunye nokungahoywa imiboniso zenani.
• Akubuzwa ishishini zokuzonwabisa, apho iimpazamo kuhlekwe musa ukubala. Peris Hilton hayi ngaphandle isizathu uye waba lundwendwe rhoqo kule khathuni eMzantsi Park, ngenxa iimpazamo zayo iimpazamo waya ezandleni ziintatheli. Kodwa emva kokuba ifowuni iye bahlaselwa imigewu Hilton, yaye zonke iziqulatho zawo zaba oluntu, isidima "mfazi isiyatha" mhlawumbi lwazinziswa emva kwakhe ngonaphakade.
• into Funny kwenzeka imvumi Ashlee Nicole Simpson-Wentz, xa omnye emiboniso "live" ikhasethi idle.
• Kakade ke, umntu osisiyatha wakha wawongwa ubume George Bush junior. Ngakumbi mnandi kwakunjalo xa Bush kunye isixa esithile yendumiso, uthe intloko FA yonxunguphalo US uMichael Brown, ukuba umsebenzi wezandla lomlilo! Kwaye sonke kungaba ukuba Brown engaganwanga ekusebenzisaneni nje komonakalo.